Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(9) 19
We Play Like Girls				The pain game
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 18158 14, 57 Player Name 18153 28 Player Name 18151 43, 71 Player Name 18157 79		Player Name 6714 8, 16, 20, 25, 33, 38, 50, 57, 61, 69, 82, 88 Player Name 6716 12, 53, 65, 77 Player Name 6703 29 Player Name 18144 42 (og) Player Name 6717 46

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 3 2
54	Possession	46
8	Shots	19
15	Fouls	44
2	Yellow Cards	7
0	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Psycho
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 18142		32
2	P.Name 18143		0
3	P.Name 18146	(11)	27
4	P.Name 18147		0
5	P.Name 18151		30
6	P.Name 18153		26
7	P.Name 18156		0
8	P.Name 18157		40
9	P.Name 18158	(73)	25
10	P.Name 18150		0
11	P.Name 18154	(50) (39)	28
12	P.Name 18152		0
13	P.Name 18144	(37)	28
14	P.Name 18141	(50)	32
15	P.Name 18155		0
16	P.Name 18149	(37) (11)	32

1	P.Name 6702		26
2	P.Name 6703	(81)	34
3	P.Name 6706	(18,87)	31
4	P.Name 6707	(70)	30
5	P.Name 6711	(30)	28
6	P.Name 6713		28
7	P.Name 6716		29
8	P.Name 6717	(24,75)	42
9	P.Name 6718		0
10	P.Name 6710	(73) (55)	35
11	P.Name 6714	(62)	28
12	P.Name 6712		0
13	P.Name 6704		0
14	P.Name 6701		0
15	P.Name 6715	(73)	34
16	P.Name 6709		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 6714	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Player Name 6714	with a great volley from 10 yards out
11 mins	Player Name 18146	A mild concussion
12 mins	Player Name 6716	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
14 mins	Player Name 18158	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Player Name 6714	with a belter from his own half
18 mins	Player Name 6706	Scrapping
20 mins	Player Name 6714	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
24 mins	Player Name 6717	Two-footed tackle
25 mins	Player Name 6714	from the dressing room
28 mins	Player Name 18153	with a great volley from 10 yards out
29 mins	Player Name 6703	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
30 mins	Player Name 6711	Repeated fouling
33 mins	Player Name 6714	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins	Player Name 18149	A mild concussion
38 mins	Player Name 6714	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Player Name 18154	Annoying the referee
42 mins	Player Name 18144	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
43 mins	Player Name 18151	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
46 mins	Player Name 6717	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
50 mins	Player Name 18154	A mild concussion
50 mins	Player Name 6714	with a belter from his own half
53 mins	Player Name 6716	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
55 mins	Player Name 6710	Annoying the referee
55 mins	Player Name 18141	A bruised shoulder
57 mins	Player Name 18158	with a lovely move from the right wing
57 mins	Player Name 6714	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
61 mins	Player Name 6714	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
62 mins	Player Name 6714	Repeated diving
65 mins	Player Name 6716	with a belter from the halfway line
69 mins	Player Name 6714	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
70 mins	Player Name 6707	Repeated diving
71 mins	Player Name 18151	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
73 mins	Player Name 18158	High kicking
73 mins	Player Name 6710	A broken thumb
73 mins	Player Name 6714	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Player Name 6717	Scrapping
75 mins	Player Name 18158	A sprained wrist
77 mins	Player Name 6716	with a spectacular bicycle kick
79 mins	Player Name 18157	with a spectacular bicycle kick
81 mins	Player Name 6703	Interfering with an opponent
82 mins	Player Name 6714	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
86 mins	Player Name 18142	scuffed a penalty
87 mins	Player Name 6706	Faking injury
88 mins	Player Name 6714	from a free kick

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 19 - 6 thumping by a The pain game side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager kta _ after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
How lame was Player Name 18152's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to a car to wash.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 18142 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
The pain game's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
The ref could have saved himself some time by standing outside the team's dressing rooms and booking them all as they came out for the kick off. Instead he scattered the 11 yellow cards throughout this stop-start game.
We Play Like Girls's injury prone Player Name 18158 has missed more games than he's played this season. He's currently on the treatment table with a sprained wrist.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed kta _. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
For all the resistance We Play Like Girls offered as wave upon wave of The pain game attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Soft Pitch