Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(8) 14
Little Creek United				Mahdals
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Val Veeta 10, 37, 66 Ed Ible 24, 51 Buster Cherry 76 Rick Kleiner 88		Andy Structible 5, 20 (pen), 24, 54, 64, 85, 89 Lou Stooth 11, 74, 79 Tim Burr 15 Sam Pull 34 Bowen Arrow 38, 44

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	17
3	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Knot		30
2	B.Ding		29
3	A.Nino		29
4	L.Nover		0
5	C.Needzit		34
6	B.Cherry		30
7	R.Kleiner	(61)	26
8	F.Furter		27
9	D.Druff		29
10	E.Ible		32
11	V.Veeta		24
12	A.Meway		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	D.Buratto		0

1	A.Kaholic		47
2	P.Zaria		48
3	T.Burr		47
4	S.Urai	(34)	48
5	B.Ding		47
6	B.Arrow	(61)	47
7	D.Pipes		46
8	S.Pull		46
9	E.Jewcation		47
10	L.Stooth		48
11	A.Structible		48
12	X.Breath		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	C.Mass		0
15	A.Structible	(61)	48
16	E.Jewcation		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Andy Structible	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
10 mins	Val Veeta	from the dressing room
11 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great chip from the left wing
15 mins	Tim Burr	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
20 mins	Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Ed Ible	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
24 mins	Andy Structible	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Andy Structible	blasted a penalty into row z
34 mins	Sam Urai	Two-footed tackle
34 mins	Sam Pull	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
37 mins	Val Veeta	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
38 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
44 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
49 mins	Andy Structible	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Ed Ible	from the dressing room
54 mins	Andy Structible	with the bumcheek of God
59 mins	Andy Structible	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Rick Kleiner	Repeated fouling
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	A bruised shoulder
64 mins	Andy Structible	with a thunderous shot from distance
66 mins	Val Veeta	with a belter from the halfway line
74 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Buster Cherry	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
79 mins	Lou Stooth	with a belter from the halfway line
85 mins	Andy Structible	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
88 mins	Rick Kleiner	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
89 mins	Andy Structible	from a corner

Match Report

You don't score 309 goals in 23 games and not find yourself staring at a promotion slot.
Mr Smith must be the organ grinder, Little Creek United are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
With the amount of possession Mahdals saw it's a wonder the score was only 14 - 7.
Making a name for himself with 7 goals, Mahdals's Andy Structible was outstanding.
After today Mr Smith cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 5 2 Attacking formation look impressive, Mahdals however make it look very ordinary.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Little Creek United boss Mr Smith. "But we didn't."
The only way Little Creek United could have hoped to stop this rampant Mahdals side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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