Match Report

	(9) 17	-	(2) 3
Bannockburn Utd				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Jonny Fox 5, 9, 22, 80, 86 Jack Barron 13, 27, 47, 56 Tony Jams 31, 35, 43 Leon Trask 39, 61 Leroy Jenkins 52 Pete Murray 66, 70		Player Name 7797 14 Player Name 7798 33, 72

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	8
14	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Weed		45
2	B.Bauer	(46,72)	43
3	A.Druss	(26)	44
4	W.Kiall		48
5	P.Murray		45
6	K.Linken		46
7	T.Jams		48
8	L.Jenkins		47
9	J.Barron		43
10	L.Trask		48
11	J.Fox		44
12	C.Banks		0
13	E.McDuff		0
14	T.Forrest		0
15	W.Logan		0
16	K.Brooke		0

1	P.Name 7782		26
2	P.Name 7783		32
3	P.Name 7786		26
4	P.Name 7787		33
5	P.Name 7791		27
6	P.Name 7793		29
7	P.Name 7796		27
8	P.Name 7797		42
9	P.Name 7798	(51)	25
10	P.Name 7790		0
11	P.Name 7794		30
12	P.Name 7792		0
13	P.Name 7784		0
14	P.Name 7781		0
15	P.Name 7795		0
16	P.Name 7789		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Jonny Fox	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
9 mins	Jonny Fox	from the dressing room
13 mins	Jack Barron	from a throw in
14 mins	Player Name 7797	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
22 mins	Jonny Fox	from a free kick
26 mins	Andy Druss	Annoying the referee
27 mins	Jack Barron	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
31 mins	Tony Jams	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
33 mins	Player Name 7798	with a powerful header into the top corner
35 mins	Tony Jams	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
39 mins	Leon Trask	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
43 mins	Tony Jams	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
46 mins	Brad Bauer	Repeated diving
47 mins	Jack Barron	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Player Name 7798	Annoying the referee
52 mins	Leroy Jenkins	with a thunderous shot from distance
53 mins	Player Name 7797	scuffed a penalty
56 mins	Jack Barron	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Leon Trask	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Pete Murray	from a corner
70 mins	Pete Murray	from the dressing room
72 mins	Brad Bauer	Shirt pulling
72 mins	Player Name 7798	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Leon Trask	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Jonny Fox	with the bumcheek of God
86 mins	Jonny Fox	from a free kick

Match Report

Bannockburn Utd are staring down the barrel of promotion after this 17 - 3 victory over We Play Like Girls.
The Bannockburn Utd defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
We Play Like Girls couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Scouts were spotted watching We Play Like Girls's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager matty patrick does. But 4 4 2 is not the best shape for them.
Underfire We Play Like Girls manager matty patrick explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Michael McLintock

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