Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(4) 10
The Snow Seagulls				Mahdals
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Marcos Painter 7 Will Hoskins 16, 39 Craig Noone 28, 63 Craig Mackail-Smith 74 Billy Paynter 85		Dwayne Pipes 9 Ed Jewcation 16, 63 Bill Ding 24, 79 Andy Structible 39, 55, 86 Wayne Deer 47, 71

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
41	Possession	59
7	Shots	13
12	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Ankergren		48
2	L.Dunk		46
3	G.Reyes		46
4	K.LuaLua	(57)	46
5	C.Noone		46
6	L.Stooth		44
7	B.Paynter		47
8	W.Hoskins		48
9	C.Mackail-Smith		47
10	A.Barnes		46
11	M.Painter		48
12	I.Calderon		0
13	T.Elphick		0
14	G.Greer		0
15	B.Zamora		0
16	S.Harper		0

1	A.Kaholic	47
2	P.Zaria	48
3	F.Furter	48
4	E.Jewcation	48
5	B.Ding	47
6	S.Pull	46
7	D.Pipes	46
8	E.Jewcation	47
9	X.Breath	46
10	A.Structible	48
11	W.Deer	48
12	T.Burr	0
13	P.Zaria	0
14	C.Mass	0
15	S.Urai	0
16	B.Arrow	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Marcos Painter	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins	Will Hoskins	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
16 mins	Ed Jewcation	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Bill Ding	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
28 mins	Craig Noone	with a powerful header into the top corner
32 mins	Andy Structible	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Will Hoskins	from a throw in
39 mins	Andy Structible	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
47 mins	Wayne Deer	with a belter from his own half
55 mins	Andy Structible	with a thunderous shot from distance
57 mins	Kazenga LuaLua	Dangerous tackling
63 mins	Craig Noone	with the hand of God
63 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a powerful header into the top corner
65 mins	Ashley Barnes	A mild concussion
71 mins	Wayne Deer	with a thunderous shot from distance
74 mins	Craig Mackail-Smith	from a throw in
79 mins	Bill Ding	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Billy Paynter	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
86 mins	Andy Structible	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

A tidy 10 - 7 win over The Snow Seagulls saw Mahdals take the points.
Today Mahdals's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Steve Harper missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his girlfriend ran off with his dad.
Andy Structible rounded off his hat trick with a dink right on the goal line.
With more counters than a game of ludo, whenever The Snow Seagulls ventured forward Mahdals hit them hard on the break for the win.
The Snow Seagulls look about as convinving playing in the 1 4 5 formation as they would if boss Danny Bayford sent them out in dresses.
"We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Marek Mahdal to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win."
Back to basics then for The Snow Seagulls who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch