Match Report

	(12) 23	-	(3) 7
Bartsalona				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 3, 9, 15, 22, 31, 41 (pen), 61 (pen), 63, 67, 70, 73, 79 Player Name 18146 12 (og) Matt Rees 19, 57 Mark Bradley 26, 51, 89 Hugo First 29, 38 Danny Weir 35 Kenny Dewitt 47 Hugh Mungous 86		Player Name 18150 12, 36, 59, 71 Player Name 18151 24 Player Name 18158 47 Player Name 18157 83

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	7
15	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Stooth		48
2	R.Ingleaves		48
3	H.Mungous		47
4	S.Knot		34
5	P.Zaria	(87)	29
6	M.Rees		41
7	K.Dewitt		44
8	D.Weir	(68)	27
9	T.Urchips		46
10	M.Bradley		32
11	H.First	(22,43)	34
12	B.Crobbery		0
13	A.Sutlow	(87)	33
14	L.Bahia		0
15	M.Payne		0
16	L.DeHand		0

1	P.Name 18142		32
2	P.Name 18143		0
3	P.Name 18146	(28)	27
4	P.Name 18147		0
5	P.Name 18151		30
6	P.Name 18153		0
7	P.Name 18156		0
8	P.Name 18157		40
9	P.Name 18158	(68)	25
10	P.Name 18150	(58)	32
11	P.Name 18154		0
12	P.Name 18152	(68)	42
13	P.Name 18144		0
14	P.Name 18141		0
15	P.Name 18155		0
16	P.Name 18149		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Tate Urchips	with a great chip from the left wing
6 mins	Tate Urchips	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
12 mins	Player Name 18146	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
12 mins	Player Name 18150	with a powerful header into the top corner
15 mins	Tate Urchips	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
19 mins	Matt Rees	from a free kick
22 mins	Hugo First	Time wasting
22 mins	Tate Urchips	with a great volley from 10 yards out
24 mins	Player Name 18151	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
26 mins	Mark Bradley	with a belter from the halfway line
28 mins	Player Name 18146	Scrapping
29 mins	Hugo First	with a great solo effort
31 mins	Tate Urchips	from a corner
35 mins	Danny Weir	with the bumcheek of God
36 mins	Player Name 18150	from a corner
38 mins	Hugo First	with the hand of God
41 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Hugo First	Obstruction
47 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
47 mins	Player Name 18158	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
51 mins	Mark Bradley	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Tate Urchips	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Matt Rees	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
58 mins	Player Name 18150	Repeated diving
59 mins	Player Name 18150	with the hand of God
61 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Tate Urchips	with a brave flying header
67 mins	Tate Urchips	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Danny Weir	Being drunk
68 mins	Player Name 18158	A mild concussion
70 mins	Tate Urchips	from a goal kick
71 mins	Player Name 18150	with a spectacular bicycle kick
73 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
76 mins	Tate Urchips	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Tate Urchips	from the dressing room
83 mins	Tate Urchips	scuffed a penalty
83 mins	Player Name 18157	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
86 mins	Hugh Mungous	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
87 mins	Pete Zaria	A mild concussion
89 mins	Mark Bradley	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

If the Bartsalona strikers had guns instead feet, We Play Like Girls's goalie would have been riddled with holes at the end of this 23 - 7 rout. His hands certainly appeared to be full of holes the number of times the ball slipped thorough them here.
Bart Marquis, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Player Name 18141 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Mark Bradley sealed his hat trick with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
We Play Like Girls's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Bartsalona player Danny Weir collected a red card and another club fine. He's single handedly financing the new training ground.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Bartsalona manager Bart Marquis does. But 4 3 3 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"I'm so chuffed for the lads," sniffed emotional Bartsalona manager Bart Marquis. "I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Player Name 18158 told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch