Match Report

	(12) 22	-	(3) 8
Outwood Rangers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 42586 7 (og) Adam Kearney 10, 35, 48, 52, 56, 63, 67, 71, 80 Barb Dwyer 14, 17, 74 Garry Cawood 20, 31, 38, 83 Player Name 42593 24 (og) Liam Kearney 27, 45, 86 Fletcher Bisceps 41 (pen)		Player Name 42596 11 Player Name 42590 21, 49 (pen), 57 Player Name 42597 31 Player Name 42598 65, 73, 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
62	Possession	38
22	Shots	10
8	Fouls	18
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	F.Bisceps		47
2	D.Sore	(47)	46
3	C.Arm	(23)	45
4	P.Wharrier		46
5	J.Ward		46
6	L.Kearney		44
7	G.Cawood		44
8	H.Strutt		43
9	J.Turner		43
10	B.Dwyer		42
11	A.Kearney		48
12	A.Luminum		0
13	M.Brook	(23)	46
14	S.Thompson		0
15	R.Smith		0
16	B.Arrow	(47) (65)	46

1	P.Name 42582		26
2	P.Name 42583		0
3	P.Name 42586		30
4	P.Name 42587		0
5	P.Name 42591		30
6	P.Name 42593		26
7	P.Name 42596		32
8	P.Name 42597	(72)	40
9	P.Name 42598		25
10	P.Name 42590		30
11	P.Name 42594		32
12	P.Name 42592		0
13	P.Name 42584		0
14	P.Name 42581		0
15	P.Name 42595		0
16	P.Name 42589		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Player Name 42586	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
10 mins	Adam Kearney	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
11 mins	Player Name 42596	from a free kick
14 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a powerful header into the top corner
17 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Garry Cawood	with a great volley from 10 yards out
21 mins	Player Name 42590	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
23 mins	Carl Arm	A mild concussion
24 mins	Player Name 42593	with an own goal
27 mins	Liam Kearney	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
31 mins	Garry Cawood	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
31 mins	Player Name 42597	with a great solo effort
35 mins	Adam Kearney	with a belter from his own half
38 mins	Garry Cawood	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
41 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Liam Kearney	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins	Dinah Sore	A broken arm
48 mins	Adam Kearney	with the hand of God
49 mins	Player Name 42590	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Adam Kearney	from a free kick
56 mins	Adam Kearney	with the hand of God
57 mins	Player Name 42590	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	blasted a penalty into row z
63 mins	Adam Kearney	with a belter from his own half
65 mins	Bowen Arrow	Faking injury
65 mins	Player Name 42598	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins	Adam Kearney	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
71 mins	Adam Kearney	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
72 mins	Player Name 42597	Being drunk
73 mins	Player Name 42598	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
74 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	Adam Kearney	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
83 mins	Garry Cawood	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
85 mins	Player Name 42598	with a flick on
86 mins	Liam Kearney	with the bumcheek of God
89 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 22 - 8 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
Does We Play Like Girls manager Unknown Unknown know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by We Play Like Girls's clueless display we'd guess not.
Player Name 42589's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
We Play Like Girls. Hahahahahaha. Player Name 42593. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
We Play Like Girls's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
We Play Like Girls player Player Name 42597 was keen to be home for the Eastenders omnibus, and his dismissal meant he didn't miss a moment.
We Play Like Girls's Unknown Unknown is clearly deeply in love with 4 1 3 1 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The board have assured me, even after a display like this, that my job is safe," offered boss Unknown Unknown following his side's defeat. "I don't read everything I read in the press."
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why We Play Like Girls took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Normal Pitch