Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(3) 6
TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS				Mahdals
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Nigel Clough 10, 21 Garry Britles 32, 65, 76, 86 David Phillips 44 Andy Structible 55 (og)		Dwayne Pipes 14, 27 Andy Structible 40 (pen), 53 Andy Structible 63 Wayne Deer 75

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
41	Possession	59
10	Shots	13
14	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Sutton		48
2	C.Doig	(32)	43
3	T.Wilson		41
4	J.Thompson		41
5	D.Little		35
6	D.Phillips		42
7	J.Metgod		42
8	B.Roy		41
9	N.Clough		44
10	G.Britles		43
11	G.Parker		42
12	I.Woan		0
13	S.Matrecano	(32) (50)	40
14	S.Chettle		0
15	F.Carr		0
16	S.Gemmill		0

1	A.Kaholic		47
2	P.Zaria		48
3	T.Burr		47
4	E.Jewcation	(65)	48
5	X.Breath		46
6	S.Pull	(81)	46
7	D.Pipes		46
8	E.Jewcation		47
9	A.Structible		48
10	L.Stooth	(25)	48
11	A.Structible		48
12	W.Deer	(25)	48
13	P.Zaria	(81)	32
14	C.Mass		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	B.Ding		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Nigel Clough	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
14 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Nigel Clough	from the dressing room
25 mins	Lou Stooth	A mild concussion
27 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a spectacular bicycle kick
32 mins	Chris Doig	A painful back injury
32 mins	Garry Britles	from a corner
40 mins	Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	David Phillips	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
50 mins	Salvatore Matrecano	Time wasting
53 mins	Andy Structible	with a flick on
55 mins	Andy Structible	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
63 mins	Andy Structible	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
65 mins	Ed Jewcation	Repeated fouling
65 mins	Garry Britles	with a lovely move from the right wing
75 mins	Wayne Deer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Garry Britles	with a powerful header into the top corner
81 mins	Sam Pull	A broken cheek bone
86 mins	Garry Britles	with a brave flying header

Match Report

TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS added another three points to their promotion push after this 8 - 6 win over Mahdals.
The Mahdals fans were calling for the head of manager Marek Mahdal after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
With Bill Ding missing today's game due to watched Eastenders. , it's no wonder Mahdals took a beating. So will Bill Ding when his teammates get hold of him.
The Mahdals players looked on in horror as Andy Structible rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Wimbledontastic Manager Brian Clough will be delighted with his longball tactics which opened up Mahdals's defence with all the subtlety of a battering ram.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 5 2 Attacking formation look impressive, Mahdals however make it look very ordinary.
"Brian Clough is a genius!" agreed a pair of TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
Mahdals are the sort of side who always give it their best shot, unfortunately during this match it wasn't on target.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

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