Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(10) 20
We Play Like Girls				AFC Dream Team
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 61458 21 Player Name 61446 40 Player Name 61456 61, 80		Darius Lesgettham 4, 12, 38, 61, 70, 74, 78, 83 Manuel Labor 8 (pen), 21 (pen) Lance Lyde 17, 29, 34 Player Name 61447 25 (og) Emma Roids 42, 51, 56 Sam Urai 47 Tim Burr 65, 88

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	3 4 1 2
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	20
9	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 61442		53
2	P.Name 61443	(90)	56
3	P.Name 61446		52
4	P.Name 61447		55
5	P.Name 61451		45
6	P.Name 61453		47
7	P.Name 61456		56
8	P.Name 61457		0
9	P.Name 61458		55
10	P.Name 61450		0
11	P.Name 61454		45
12	P.Name 61452		0
13	P.Name 61444		0
14	P.Name 61441		0
15	P.Name 61455		0
16	P.Name 61449		0

1	M.Labor	88
2	K.Opener	81
3	D.Geruss	54
4	R.Ingleaves	46
5	E.Roids	90
6	T.Vision	89
7	T.Burr	80
8	K.Dewitt	53
9	S.Urai	46
10	L.Lyde	48
11	D.Lesgettham	46
12	M.DeLawn	0
13	O.Whackew	0
14	E.Whatarmy	0
15	H.Fire	0
16	A.Thetires	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
8 mins	Manuel Labor	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
17 mins	Lance Lyde	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
21 mins	Player Name 61458	from a free kick
21 mins	Manuel Labor	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Player Name 61447	with an own goal
29 mins	Lance Lyde	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
34 mins	Lance Lyde	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
38 mins	Darius Lesgettham	from a free kick
40 mins	Player Name 61446	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Emma Roids	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
51 mins	Emma Roids	from a corner
56 mins	Emma Roids	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins	Player Name 61456	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
61 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
65 mins	Tim Burr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
70 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
78 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a belter from his own half
80 mins	Player Name 61456	with a great volley from 10 yards out
83 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a powerful header into the top corner
88 mins	Tim Burr	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Player Name 61443	Flying a kite

Match Report

AFC Dream Team must be wondering if We Play Like Girls were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 20 - 4 lesson in scoring goals at will.
Andrew Walsh is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the AFC Dream Team team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Player Name 61452 was about to set off to the game when he discovered a racehorse in the back of his car. Turns out it was Shergar. He missed the game due to helping police with their enquiries.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching We Play Like Girls's Player Name 61442. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
We Play Like Girls's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 3 1 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for andy hodson most of his squad are best on the bench.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager andy hodson following this defeat.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. AFC Dream Team looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 20 occasions.

Extra Information

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Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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