Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(13) 28
We Play Like Girls				CSI-Westgate on Sea
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Player Name 61446 4 (og) Cote de Pabo* 8 (pen), 11, 14, 17, 20, 23, 26, 39, 42, 49, 52, 55 (pen), 58, 71, 76, 79, 83, 86, 89 (pen) Elizabeth Harnois 30 Liz Vassey 33, 46 Player Name 61447 36 (og) Lauran Holly 61 Jorga Fox* 64, 74 Kim Delany 67

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	4 5 1
37	Possession	63
11	Shots	28
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 61442	(64)	53
2	P.Name 61443		0
3	P.Name 61446	(90)	52
4	P.Name 61447		55
5	P.Name 61451		45
6	P.Name 61453		47
7	P.Name 61456		53
8	P.Name 61457		44
9	P.Name 61458		0
10	P.Name 61450		0
11	P.Name 61454		45
12	P.Name 61452		0
13	P.Name 61444		0
14	P.Name 61441	(64)	57
15	P.Name 61455		0
16	P.Name 61449		0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	E.Proctor	(1)	88
4	S.Milos		88
5	E.Harnois		85
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap***		87
8	K.Delany		88
9	J.Fox***		90
10	L.Holly		88
11	C.de Pabo***		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	L.Le Smith***	(1)	90
14	L.Vassey	(1)	88
15	L.Lombard		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Attacking to Defensive
4 mins	Player Name 61446	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
8 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
14 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great volley from 10 yards out
17 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a corner
20 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
23 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
30 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
33 mins	Liz Vassey	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
36 mins	Player Name 61447	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
39 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
42 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a corner
46 mins	Liz Vassey	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
52 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a flick on
55 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	Lauran Holly	with a flick on
64 mins	Player Name 61442	A mild concussion
64 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
67 mins	Kim Delany	from the dressing room
71 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins	Jorga Fox***	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with the bumcheek of God
89 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 61446	Stealing

Match Report

A magnificent display by CSI-Westgate on Sea saw them obliterate We Play Like Girls 28 - 0.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 61450 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Player Name 61447 stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. CSI-Westgate on Sea could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
You could give CSI-Westgate on Sea's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager andy hodson does. But 4 1 3 1 1 is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented midfielder Eva La Rue, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why We Play Like Girls took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

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Michael McLintock

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