Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(0) 0
CSI-Westgate on Sea				AFC Dream Team
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Liz Vassey 6, 18 Cote de Pabo* 11 (pen), 25, 33 (pen), 79, 86 Marisa Hartigay 42 Kim Delany 57 Jorga Fox* 65 Anna Belknap*** 72

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	1 8 1
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	4
4	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	E.Proctor	(1)	87
4	S.Milos		90
5	S.Ward		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap***		89
8	K.Delany		89
9	J.Fox***		88
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	C.de Pabo***		92
12	P.Perrette	(1)	88
13	L.Le Smith***	(1)	90
14	L.Vassey	(1) (85)	89
15	L.Holly		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	M.Labor		77
2	R.Ingleaves	(85)	46
3	K.Dewitt		71
4	T.Burr		79
5	T.Vision		77
6	J.Atrics		44
7	E.Roids		84
8	S.Urai		46
9	M.DeLawn		64
10	D.Lesgettham		46
11	H.Fire	(62)	48
12	B.Cherry		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	L.Lyde		0
16	K.Opener	(85)	66


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Defensive to Attacking
6 mins	Liz Vassey	with a header from the penalty area
11 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Liz Vassey	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
25 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from the dressing room
33 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a great chip from the left wing
49 mins	Cote de Pabo***	scuffed a penalty
57 mins	Kim Delany	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
62 mins	Harrison Fire	Repeated diving
65 mins	Jorga Fox***	with the bumcheek of God
72 mins	Anna Belknap***	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
79 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a brave flying header
85 mins	Liz Vassey	Shirt pulling
85 mins	Russell Ingleaves	A painful back injury
86 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

With a result looking more like tennis score, AFC Dream Team were clearly dazzled by CSI-Westgate on Sea during this humbling 11 - 0. It would explain why they looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights for 90 minutes.
Like an untended garden, the untrained AFC Dream Team have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
Where ever CSI-Westgate on Sea went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
The only hope AFC Dream Team have of turning goalie Manuel Labor into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
The AFC Dream Team forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 1 8 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Andrew Walsh most of his squad are best on the bench.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Eva La Rue of his boss Brian Gilbert.
CSI-Westgate on Sea played like Greek gods during this magnificent 11 - 0 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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