Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(4) 8
AFC Dream Team				White Horse Rangers
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 17 Emma Roids 33 Darius Lesgettham 49 Sam Urai 65 Moe DeLawn 79		Ulee Daway 8 (pen), 71 (pen) Nick Ovtime 18, 29, 50, 61 Hugh Mungous 39 Sam Manilla 81

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	Diamond
35	Possession	65
10	Shots	16
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Labor		75
2	R.Ingleaves	(90)	46
3	T.Burr		76
4	T.Vision		79
5	K.Dewitt		80
6	J.Atrics		44
7	E.Roids		90
8	S.Urai		46
9	M.DeLawn		69
10	D.Lesgettham		46
11	H.Fire		48
12	B.Cherry		0
13	K.Opener		0
14	E.Dover		0
15	L.Lyde		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	U.Daway		87
2	A.Luminum		81
3	J.Credible		69
4	A.Abet		80
5	V.Tire	(62)	60
6	J.King		64
7	H.Mungous	(90)	89
8	W.Dipoo		80
9	J.Czarfunee		77
10	N.Ovtime		92
11	S.Manilla		80
12	A.Tricity		0
13	A.Gator		0
14	C.Terbocks		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	M.Absent		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Ulee Daway	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Telly Vision	from a corner
18 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
29 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
33 mins	Emma Roids	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
50 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a thunderous shot from distance
61 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the bumcheek of God
62 mins	Vlad Tire	Fighting with fans
65 mins	Sam Urai	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
71 mins	Ulee Daway	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Moe DeLawn	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
81 mins	Sam Manilla	with the hand of God
90 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Hugh Mungous	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

White Horse Rangers hardly looked like they'd got started as they repeatedly dismantled a shabby AFC Dream Team defence to take the spoils in this 8 - 5 win.
Andrew Walsh must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
If you had 11 headless chickens running round a field for 90 minutes, the chances are at least one of them would run into the ball at some point. AFC Dream Team weren't even that lucky.
Ambushed! AFC Dream Team threw too many men forward into attack, exposing themselves at the back to the counter attack. The battle was lost.
Russell Ingleaves and Hugh Mungous had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
AFC Dream Team's Andrew Walsh is clearly deeply in love with 1 8 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
In a posting on the White Horse Rangers messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of White Horse Rangers boss Luke Grimshaw - one fan's message headed "Luke Grimshaw is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
An unsurprising result perhaps. If AFC Dream Team continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

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