Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 22
White Horse Tigers				Realale Madrid
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		... Boyd 4, 8, 15 (pen), 36, 51, 58, 73, 80 (pen), 83, 87 ... Miovski* 12, 33, 40, 47 ... Duk* 18, 26, 62, 66 Artie Choke 22 Sam Urai 29, 54, 76

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 3 3
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	23
13	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	M.DeLawn		77
2	R.Banks		76
3	W.Leggrowbach		67
4	B.Ender	(81)	64
5	T.Burr		66
6	J.Nasium		64
7	S.Freak		46
8	E.Whatarmy		44
9	J.Strap		46
10	W.Leggrowbach	(42)	49
11	W.Piece		77
12	S.Pitt	(42)	46
13	S.Cola	(81) (90)	53
14	S.Pitt		0
15	C.Lear		0
16	U.Daway		0

1	V.Lay	89
2	..Big Ruby*	48
3	W.Piece	88
4	A.Choke	87
5	..McDonald*	44
6	..Hoilett	72
7	S.Urai	90
8	D.Sore	46
9	..Miovski*	71
10	..Duk*	92
11	..Boyd	94
12	..Duncan	0
13	A.Hassle	0
14	..Shite bag*	0
15	H.Fire	0
16	..Shinnie	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	... Boyd	from a corner
8 mins	... Boyd	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	... Miovski*	with a great solo effort
15 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	... Duk*	with a strike from the left wing
22 mins	Artie Choke	from a goal kick
26 mins	... Duk*	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
29 mins	Sam Urai	with a spectacular bicycle kick
33 mins	... Miovski*	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
36 mins	... Boyd	with a great solo effort
40 mins	... Miovski*	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	A broken leg
47 mins	... Miovski*	with a belter from his own half
51 mins	... Boyd	with the bumcheek of God
54 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
58 mins	... Boyd	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
62 mins	... Duk*	from the dressing room
66 mins	... Duk*	with a great volley from 10 yards out
73 mins	... Boyd	with a brave flying header
76 mins	Sam Urai	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Bart Ender	A mild concussion
83 mins	... Boyd	with a belter from the halfway line
87 mins	... Boyd	from a throw in
90 mins	Sheri Cola	Head butting

Match Report

Realale Madrid were on blazing form as they torched White Horse Tigers 22 - 0.
Bill Jack's decision to have his team concentrate on their Penalties, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
White Horse Tigers's goalie Moe DeLawn couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Realale Madrid's attack playing so well Bill Jack should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
There are less suitable formations for White Horse Tigers's squad than 3 6 1, but clint eastwood would be advised to ignore those too.
"We deserved the win today," nodded happy manager Bill Jack. "I'd have to say that I think that outside of quality we had other qualities today."
After his shocking performance, White Horse Tigers's goalie Moe DeLawn admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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