Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 0
Realale Madrid				Wishing Well United
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
... Duk* 6, 41, 46, 80 ... Boyd 13, 19, 26 (pen), 33, 59, 67 ... Miovski* 52, 73 Warren Piece 87

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	9
9	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	V.Lay		88
2	..McDonald*	(36)	44
3	A.Choke		89
4	W.Piece		89
5	..Ruby*		89
6	..Hoilett		63
7	H.Fire		90
8	D.Sore	(75)	46
9	..Duk*		93
10	..Boyd		79
11	..Miovski*		61
12	A.Hassle		0
13	..McGrath		0
14	S.Urai		0
15	..Shite bag*		0
16	..Sokler*		0

1	M.DeLawn		71
2	B.Crobbery	(75)	48
3	D.Sore	(62)	67
4	E.Jewcation		69
5	L.Lyde		66
6	B.Cherry		72
7	D.Sore		74
8	H.deMann		70
9	L.Stooth		78
10	A.Gator		75
11	P.Zaria		76
12	T.Burr	(75)	54
13	A.Structible		0
14	B.Ding		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
6 mins	... Duk*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
13 mins	... Boyd	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	... Boyd	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
26 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	... Boyd	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
36 mins	... McDonald*	Dangerous tackling
41 mins	... Duk*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
46 mins	... Duk*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
52 mins	... Miovski*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
59 mins	... Boyd	with a great solo effort
62 mins	Dinah Sore	Two-footed tackle
67 mins	... Boyd	from a corner
73 mins	... Miovski*	with a great solo effort
75 mins	Dinah Sore	Obstruction
75 mins	Ben Crobbery	A broken leg
80 mins	... Duk*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Warren Piece	with a powerful header into the top corner

Match Report

Realale Madrid's promotion push continues with this 13 - 0 win over Wishing Well United.
The Wishing Well United fans were calling for the head of manager Jozsef Fatalin after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
To win games you need to win the ball. Wishing Well United don't even know what a ball looks like.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Wishing Well United's Moe DeLawn. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
An incredible display by Realale Madrid's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
There are less suitable formations for Realale Madrid's squad than 4 3 3, but Bill Jack would be advised to ignore those too.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," striker ... Miovski* explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
How on earth do you stop a team like Realale Madrid on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

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