Match Report

	(10) 19	-	(0) 1
Realale Madrid				Blue Star City
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
... Miovski* 3, 33, 80 Dinah Sore 8 ... Boyd 12, 16, 20 (pen), 25, 29, 38, 54, 60, 65, 70, 74, 85 Harrison Fire 42, 50, 90		Al Nino 69

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	1 8 1
65	Possession	35
19	Shots	10
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	V.Lay		88
2	D.Tater		46
3	A.Choke		86
4	W.Piece		87
5	..Ruby*		88
6	..Hoilett		62
7	H.Fire		90
8	D.Sore		46
9	..Duncan		48
10	..Boyd	(60)	84
11	..Miovski*		61
12	A.Hassle		0
13	..McGrath		0
14	S.Urai		0
15	..Shite bag*		0
16	..Shinnie		0

1	A.Nino		75
2	K.Cook	(61)	43
3	W.Dipoo		75
4	B.Dover		66
5	V.Lay		57
6	C.Terbocks		73
7	R.Kleiner		45
8	S.Cola		64
9	T.Vision		64
10	A.Gravity		53
11	A.Nino		58
12	P.Zaria		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	C.Lear		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	... Miovski*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
8 mins	Dinah Sore	from a free kick
12 mins	... Boyd	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	... Boyd	with a powerful header into the top corner
20 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	... Boyd	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
29 mins	... Boyd	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	... Miovski*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	... Boyd	with a powerful header into the top corner
42 mins	Harrison Fire	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
50 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great chip from the left wing
54 mins	... Boyd	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
60 mins	... Boyd	Annoying the referee
60 mins	... Boyd	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
61 mins	Kent Cook	Time wasting
65 mins	... Boyd	with a flick on
69 mins	Al Nino	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
70 mins	... Boyd	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
74 mins	... Boyd	from a throw in
80 mins	... Miovski*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
85 mins	... Boyd	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Harrison Fire	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Blue Star City manager Dave Webster must have been an optician in a previous life. It would explain why his team made such a spectacle of themselves in this 19 - 1 thrashing by Realale Madrid.
If he leads by example then Blue Star City manager Dave Webster must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Blue Star City saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
The only hope Blue Star City have of turning goalie Al Nino into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Blue Star City's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Realale Madrid's Bill Jack experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
Realale Madrid's winning manager Bill Jack commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Dave Webster's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, Realale Madrid will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

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Albert Boneshaker

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