Match Report

	(9) 16	-	(0) 0
CSI-Canterbury				Master Blasters
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo*** 4, 13, 19, 24 (pen), 29 (pen), 35, 40, 45, 51, 57, 62, 68 (pen), 73, 78 Eva La Rue 8 Louise Lombard 83

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
61	Possession	39
16	Shots	8
5	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Helgenberger	(72)	87
3	S.Milos	(1)	90
4	L.Le Smith		90
5	S.Ward		75
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	E.La Rue		88
8	J.Fox		88
9	K.Delany		87
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo***		93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	87
14	L.Holly	(1)	87
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	H.First	72
2	W.Deer	70
3	K.Dewitt	75
4	D.Druff	67
5	A.Luminum	65
6	B.Nessround	63
7	A.Choke	75
8	J.Nasium	72
9	M.Absent	69
10	A.Bomb	51
11	B.Free	80
12	J.Atrics	0
13	M.Skeeto	0
14	B.Free	0
15	H.deMann	0
16	L.Stooth	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
4 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
8 mins	Eva La Rue	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
40 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
45 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a goal kick
51 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great chip from the left wing
57 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Sofia Ward	A bruised shoulder
62 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
68 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Marge Helgenberger	Spitting
73 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a belter from his own half
78 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
83 mins	Louise Lombard	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

Master Blasters will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 16 - 0 thumping by a CSI-Canterbury side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
CSI-Canterbury are fitter than the blond one out of Girls Aloud, after plenty of work on Ball skills.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Master Blasters's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
What a performance by CSI-Canterbury's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
Sofia Ward sustained a bruised shoulder after a nasty tackle. It'll keep him out of the team for the next 4 weeks.
In reply to criticisms of his management after Master Blasters's defeat, Steve Clarke replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Master Blasters boss Steve Clarke was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

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Albert Boneshaker

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