Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(4) 9
Master Blasters				Wolverton Dynamoes
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bud Weiser 13, 25, 36, 49, 61, 74, 86		Val Crow 9, 18, 26, 53, 61, 80 Andy Structible 35 Ariel Hassle 68, 74

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	5 4 1
56	Possession	44
15	Shots	12
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	H.First		72
2	E.Roids	(58,58)	46
3	J.Atrics		77
4	A.Choke		90
5	J.Nasium		73
6	M.Absent		70
7	B.Weiser		74
8	W.Deer		45
9	K.Dewitt		0
10	A.Luminum		52
11	D.Druff		65
12	B.Free		0
13	B.Nessround		0
14	M.Skeeto		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	A.Bomb		0

1	H.Fire		71
2	J.Strap		75
3	A.Thetires		45
4	A.Structible	(58)	46
5	A.Choke		49
6	B.Weiser		48
7	A.Structible		77
8	A.Structible		46
9	R.Kleiner		43
10	A.Hassle		48
11	V.Crow		77
12	P.Pantz		0
13	B.Crobbery		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	A.Structible		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Val Crow	from a goal kick
13 mins	Bud Weiser	with a strike from the left wing
18 mins	Val Crow	with a lovely move from the right wing
25 mins	Bud Weiser	with the hand of God
26 mins	Val Crow	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
35 mins	Andy Structible	with a dink right on the goal line
36 mins	Bud Weiser	from the dressing room
44 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Bud Weiser	from a corner
53 mins	Val Crow	with a spectacular bicycle kick
58 mins	Emma Roids	Being drunk
58 mins	Andy Structible	Foul and abusive language
58 mins	Emma Roids	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Bud Weiser	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
61 mins	Val Crow	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
68 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a header from the penalty area
74 mins	Bud Weiser	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
74 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lovely move from the right wing
80 mins	Val Crow	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
86 mins	Bud Weiser	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
86 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

A 9 - 7 win and the lifeline Wolverton Dynamoes were looking for in their fight to avoid the drop.
Wolverton Dynamoes's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Adam Bomb didn't make the Master Blasters match due to being abducted by aliens. He would probably have missed more than a week, but the aliens returned him sharpish because they wanted a specimen with a brain.
Master Blasters's Bud Weiser read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 7 goals.
While the Passing style was very popular this evening, it certainly suited one team better than the other. Master Blasters should try something else on.
Andy Structible and Emma Roids had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Master Blasters go out in 1 4 5 formation we're still looking for it.
"Many more results like that and we'll be just like an old bra," admitted manager Steve Clarke. "No cups and very little support."
Maybe this result will be a harsh lesson learnt for Master Blasters. Maybe next time they can try keeping their eye on the ball for a full 90 minutes. You never know.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Normal

Soft Pitch