Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(0) 0
CSI-Sandwich				Real SoSobad
Rank:228				Rank:34

Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 10, 64 Cote de Pabo 36, 77 Lauran Holly*** 50

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
62	Possession	38
17	Shots	12
5	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	E.Proctor***	(1)	88
4	L.Le Smith	(75)	87
5	S.Ward		89
6	J.Fox	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	K.Delany		87
9	L.Holly***		86
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	C.de Pabo		87
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	S.Milos	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	89
15	L.Lombard		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	J.Strap		77
2	A.Hugnkiss		74
3	T.Urchips		75
4	J.Nasium		76
5	E.Ible		73
6	V.Veeta		68
7	B.Frapples		68
8	J.Credible	(36)	78
9	W.Melon		81
10	L.Sirr	(65)	79
11	B.Dover		83
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Sandwich	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
10 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a dink right on the goal line
19 mins	Lauran Holly***	blasted a penalty into row z
36 mins	Justin Credible	Squabbling
36 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
50 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a powerful header into the top corner
64 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with the bumcheek of God
65 mins	Lou Sirr	Squabbling
75 mins	Lauren Le Smith	Stealing
77 mins	Cote de Pabo	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

And top of the Real SoSobad Christmas list this year will no doubt be Football For Beginners books all round after their 5 - 0 humbling against CSI-Sandwich.
It looks like CSI-Sandwich have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Ball skills is bringing instant results.
There must be a reason why Real SoSobad manager Matt Leyland insists on continuing to play the woeful Jacques Strap in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after CSI-Sandwich's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The outstanding display today was from Man Of The Match Sofia Ward he had the kind of game that would make Tina Turner write songs about him.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk CSI-Sandwich manager Brian Gilbert following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
That a team like CSI-Sandwich can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch