Match Report

	(12) 26	-	(0) 0
CSI-Canterbury				Little Creek United
Rank:226				Rank:910

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 3, 5 (pen), 9, 12 (pen), 16, 22, 26, 29, 32, 39 (pen), 43, 53, 57 (pen), 60, 63 (pen), 67 (pen), 70 (pen), 80 (pen), 83 Lauren Holly 36 Kim Delany 47 Louise Lombard 50, 77, 90 Eva La Rue 73, 86

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
70	Possession	30
26	Shots	4
11	Fouls	14
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	0
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	E.Proctor		89
3	S.Milos	(1)	88
4	L.Le Smith		87
5	S.Ward		89
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	E.La Rue		89
9	K.Delany		88
10	L.Lombard		90
11	J.Lyn Sigler		93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	90
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	89
14	L.Holly	(1)	88
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	C.de Pabo***		0

1	S.Knot		30
2	B.Ding		0
3	A.Nino		29
4	L.Nover		30
5	C.Needzit	(60)	34
6	B.Cherry		30
7	R.Kleiner		26
8	F.Furter		27
9	D.Druff		29
10	E.Ible		32
11	V.Veeta	(46)	24
12	A.Meway		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	D.Buratto	(46)	40


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Defensive to Attacking
3 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
5 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
12 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
26 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
29 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
36 mins	Lauren Holly	with a flick on
39 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
46 mins	Val Veeta	A mild concussion
47 mins	Kim Delany	with a strike from the left wing
50 mins	Louise Lombard	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a brave flying header
57 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Casey Needzit	Time wasting
60 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
63 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Eva La Rue	with a lovely move from the right wing
77 mins	Louise Lombard	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
80 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
86 mins	Eva La Rue	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Louise Lombard	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

Little Creek United put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 26 - 0 whopping from CSI-Canterbury. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
Mr Smith must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Little Creek United had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Little Creek United's keeper Shirley Knot is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
You could give CSI-Canterbury's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, CSI-Canterbury's Jaime Lyn Sigler managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Mr Smith after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager Brian Gilbert in court and I want those points back."
null Apparently Little Creek United were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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