Match Report

	(16) 31	-	(0) 0
CSI-Westgate on Sea				Little Creek United
Rank:234				Rank:842

Goal Scorers
Cote de Pabo* 2, 4, 7, 9, 15, 17, 25, 36, 41, 44, 51, 57, 65, 68, 70, 79, 85 (pen), 89 Sofia Milos 12, 33 Melina Kanakredes 20 Marisa Hartigay 22, 30, 62 Sofia Ward 39 Liz Vassey 49 Lauran Le Smith* 54 Anna Belknap*** 59, 76 Kim Delany 82, 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
70	Possession	30
31	Shots	4
11	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	0
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	E.Proctor	(1)	88
4	S.Milos		87
5	S.Ward		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap***		90
8	K.Delany		88
9	J.Fox***		88
10	M.Hartigay		90
11	C.de Pabo***		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	89
13	L.Le Smith***	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	L.Holly		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	S.Knot		30
2	B.Ding		0
3	A.Nino	(50)	29
4	L.Nover		0
5	C.Needzit		34
6	B.Cherry		30
7	R.Kleiner		26
8	F.Furter		27
9	D.Druff		29
10	E.Ible		0
11	V.Veeta		24
12	A.Meway	(50)	28
13	W.Maykit		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	D.Buratto		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
2 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
4 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a goal kick
7 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a brave flying header
9 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
12 mins	Sofia Milos	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
15 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
17 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a throw in
20 mins	Melina Kanakredes	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a belter from the halfway line
25 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
33 mins	Sofia Milos	with a belter from the halfway line
36 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Sofia Ward	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
41 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a goal kick
44 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
49 mins	Liz Vassey	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
50 mins	Al Nino	A mild concussion
51 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
54 mins	Lauran Le Smith***	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
57 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
59 mins	Anna Belknap***	from a corner
62 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
65 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great chip from the left wing
68 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a lovely move from the right wing
76 mins	Anna Belknap***	from a free kick
79 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a great chip from the left wing
82 mins	Kim Delany	from a corner
85 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Kim Delany	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
89 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

Not so much a game of football, more shooting fish in a barrel. It was far too easy for CSI-Westgate on Sea whose ball to goal ratio left them looking at a glorious 31 - 0 hammering of Little Creek United.
Mr Smith may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
CSI-Westgate on Sea rang rings around Little Creek United. And they took the ball with them every time.
Keeper Pauley Perrette was a blur between the CSI-Westgate on Sea sticks. A clean sheet was never in any doubt.
Little Creek United's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Remarkably, not a single player incurred the wrath of the ref. The reason, it was discovered afterwards, was that the ref couldn't actually write.
Little Creek United look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss Mr Smith sent them out in dresses.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Mr Smith after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager Brian Gilbert in court and I want those points back."
When your team leaves the field 31 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout CSI-Westgate on Sea have few cares.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch