Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(0) 0
Jellybellies				Real SoSobad
Rank:10				Rank:32

Goal Scorers
Dan Geruss 5, 17, 48, 53, 59, 79 Telly Vision 24 Adam Meway 31, 67 (pen), 87 Ali Gator 37 Jacques Strap 42 Manuel Labor 63, 73

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
66	Possession	34
19	Shots	10
7	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire	(1)	71
2	S.Manilla	(1)	45
3	M.Labor		78
4	B.Ding		88
5	B.Dover		89
6	F.Bisceps*		89
7	S.Manilla	(40,81)	73
8	J.Strap		88
9	A.Meway		90
10	T.Vision		90
11	H.Voor	(1)	45
12	C.Mass		0
13	D.Geruss	(1)	89
14	B.Board		0
15	A.Gator	(1)	76
16	O.Whackew	(1)	88

1	J.Strap		76
2	A.Hugnkiss		76
3	T.Urchips	(23)	70
4	J.Nasium		0
5	E.Ible		0
6	S.Down		82
7	S.Dup		80
8	J.Credible		76
9	W.Melon		81
10	L.Sirr		84
11	B.Dover	(47)	78
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Defensive
5 mins	Dan Geruss	with a thunderous shot from distance
17 mins	Dan Geruss	with the hand of God
23 mins	Tate Urchips	Flying a kite
23 mins	Ali Gator	A mild concussion
24 mins	Telly Vision	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
30 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Defensive to Attacking
31 mins	Adam Meway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
37 mins	Ali Gator	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
40 mins	Sam Manilla	Foul and abusive language
42 mins	Jacques Strap	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
47 mins	Ben Dover	Annoying the referee
48 mins	Dan Geruss	with a thunderous shot from distance
53 mins	Dan Geruss	from a goal kick
59 mins	Dan Geruss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
63 mins	Manuel Labor	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Manuel Labor	A mild concussion
73 mins	Manuel Labor	with a thunderous shot from distance
79 mins	Dan Geruss	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
81 mins	Sam Manilla	Unsporting behaviour
87 mins	Adam Meway	with a great solo effort

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 14 - 0 hiding by Jellybellies on the chin at least Real SoSobad can claim to do something with style. Lose.
After a good session at the Nice rest the Jellybellies performance was credit to manager Jelly Belly's commitment.
Jellybellies had so much of the ball, Real SoSobad asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Adam Meway might have only had three touches all game, but he made them all count bagging a hat trick for his troubles.
Scouts were spotted watching Real SoSobad's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Dan Geruss came on for Herbie Voor and briefly lit up the game before a nasty challenge ended his days work prematurely.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager Matt Leyland following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
After his shocking performance, Real SoSobad's goalie Jacques Strap admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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