Friendlies Sat, 5 Jul 2025

	(2) 5	-	(0) 1
Betty Swollocks XI				Cork city reds
Rank:105				Rank:713

Goal Scorers
Miles Passive 11 Lee Watts 30, 70 Dudley Dell 52, 86 (pen)		Cupid Stunt 82 (og)

Match Statistics
4 5 1 Attacking		Formation		5 3 2
54		Possession		46
15		Shots		14
6		Fouls		14
1		Yellow Cards		4
0		Red Cards		0
6		Offsides		7
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Astros		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 M.Foron 89 2 B.Hum 88 3 G.Hit (50) 51 4 S.Smit 87 5 B.Hollocks (57) 80 6 M.Passive 89 7 L.Watts 88 8 C.Stunt 80 9 B.Fig 87 10 F.Blake 88 11 D.Dell 88 12 C.Lear (50) 53 13 B.Sastard 0 14 C.Funt 0 15 S.Pitt 0 16 N.Fackered 0		1 J.Strap 74 2 W.Leggrowbach 75 3 S.Pitt (90) 70 4 D.Lesgettham (26) 72 5 D.Sore 74 6 R.Cranium 75 7 J.Credible 81 8 J.King 82 9 A.Hugnkiss 83 10 A.Luminum (50) 79 11 A.Nino (69) 80 12 B.Arrow 0 13 J.Czarfunee 0 14 B.Dwyer 0 15 W.Piece 0 16 A.Gravity 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
11 mins		Miles Passive	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
26 mins		Darius Lesgettham	Dangerous tackling
30 mins		Lee Watts	from a goal kick
50 mins		Al Luminum	Shirt pulling
50 mins		Gary Hit	A painful back injury
52 mins		Dudley Dell	with a powerful header into the top corner
57 mins		Burt Hollocks	Obstruction
69 mins		Al Nino	Foul and abusive language
70 mins		Lee Watts	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins		Cupid Stunt	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
86 mins		Dudley Dell	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins		Stu Pitt	Shirt pulling

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Match Report

A poor display by Cork city reds saw them frustrated by Betty Swollocks XI's silky skills during this 5 - 1 defeat. Liam Cotter would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off. Making a name for himself with 2 goals, Betty Swollocks XI's Lee Watts was outstanding. Cork city reds's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it. Betty Swollocks XI's Barton Felch experiment with the 4 5 1 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face. "We should have won," bawled Liam Cotter after being outwitted by Betty Swollocks XI's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Barton Felch but I managed it." And the music ringing in the ears of the winning manager? The fans singing 5 - 1 to the Betty Swollocks XI' as they depart.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Butch Gravelneck	Hot	Hard Pitch