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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 6 Jul 2025 (Day: 37/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Sat, 5 Jul 2025
 
(3) 6 - (1) 2
Lucys Wanderers   Real SoSobad
Rank:64
  Rank:31
 
Goal Scorers
Amanda Hugnkiss 6, 33, 73 (pen), 88
Chanda Lear 19
Dick Tater 49  
Stan Dup 42
Ben Dover 68 (pen)  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation4 5 1
62Possession38
17Shots13
8Fouls12
2Yellow Cards3
0Red Cards0
7Offsides6
PassingStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Bomb87
2C.Lear89
3J.Czarfunee (1)54
4B.Crobbery84
5J.Nasium (33)80
6A.Abet87
7J.King0
8C.Mass75
9D.Tater87
10A.Bomb (63)87
11A.Meway (1)45
12V.Lay (1)84
13H.Seek0
14A.Hugnkiss (1)92
15A.Birthday0
16M.Rohsopht0
1J.Strap76
2A.Hugnkiss74
3A.Kaholic68
4J.Nasium (72)71
5A.Abet48
6S.Down84
7S.Dup (72)84
8J.Credible (33)57
9W.Melon73
10L.Sirr (24)78
11B.Dover90
12M.Rohsopht0
13E.Ible0
14J.Frayed0
15W.Bago (33)76
16C.Needzit0
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsAmanda Hugnkisswith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 19 minsChanda Learwith a great chip from the left wing
 24 minsLou SirrRepeated diving
 30 minsLucys Wandererschanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 33 minsJim NasiumFaking injury
 33 minsJustin CredibleA mild concussion
 33 minsAmanda Hugnkisswith a lovely move from the right wing
 42 minsStan Dupafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 49 minsDick Taterwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 60 minsLucys Wandererschanged from Attacking to Defensive
 63 minsAdam BombObstruction
 68 minsBen Doverafter ref awarded a penalty
 72 minsStan DupFighting with fans
 72 minsJim NasiumFighting with fans
 73 minsAmanda Hugnkissafter ref awarded a penalty
 88 minsAmanda Hugnkissfrom the dressing room
 
 
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Match Report
Maybe it was more luck than skill that handed Lucys Wanderers this win over Real SoSobad. That said, at a relaxed 6 - 2 maybe it was more skill than luck.
lucy louisiana's decision to have his team concentrate on their Jogging, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
Jose Frayed was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Amanda Hugnkiss was the Lucys Wanderers's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 4 for himself.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Real SoSobad's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Stan Dup and Jim Nasium picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Butch Gravelneck would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Butch Gravelneck stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Real SoSobad manager Matt Leyland does. But 4 5 1 is not the best shape for them.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire Real SoSobad manager Matt Leyland. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
And talking of pigs, a man was driving in the country. He passes a woman who yells PIG!' at him. Taken aback, he shouts HAG!' back at her before rounding the next corner and hitting a pig in the road. A lesson for football teams everywhere. Probably.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Butch Gravelneck
 
Normal
 
Normal Pitch
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