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MATCH REPORT
Tue, 1 Jul 2025 (Day: 32/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Mon, 30 Jun 2025
 
(2) 4 - (0) 0
CSI-Canterbury   Realale Madrid
Rank:226
  Rank:193
 
Goal Scorers
Eva La Rue 24
Cote de Pabo*** 37, 85
Lauren Holly 59  
 
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation4 3 3
68Possession32
18Shots8
11Fouls17
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides0
Use WingsStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionAttacking
NutterAggressionNutter
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Perrette (1)45
2M.Helgenberger88
3S.Milos (1)88
4L.Le Smith88
5S.Ward88
6L.Vassey (1)45
7E.La Rue88
8J.Fox89
9K.Delany89
10L.Lombard88
11C.de Pabo***80
12S.Alexander (1)88
13E.Harnois*** (1)89
14L.Holly (1) (88)87
15M.Hartigay0
16J.Lyn Sigler0
1V.Lay (44)45
2..McDonald* (61)44
3A.Choke76
4W.Piece75
5..Ruby*75
6..Hoilett63
7H.Fire83
8D.Sore46
9..Duk*83
10..Boyd75
11..Miovski*61
12A.Hassle (88) (44)50
13..McGrath0
14S.Urai (88)45
15..Shite bag*0
16..Sokler*0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsRealale Madridchanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 1 minsCSI-Canterburychanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 24 minsEva La Ruewith a great volley from 10 yards out
 24 minsRealale Madridchanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 31 minsCote de Pabo***A mild concussion
 37 minsCote de Pabo***with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 44 minsVal LayA broken finger
 45 minsRealale Madridchanged from Attacking to Defensive
 59 minsLauren Hollywith a great volley from 10 yards out
 60 minsRealale Madridchanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 61 mins... McDonald*Time wasting
 85 minsCote de Pabo***from the dressing room
 88 minsLauren HollyHead butting
 88 minsAriel HassleA bruised shoulder
 
 
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Match Report
CSI-Canterbury took full advantage as well as all the points in their 4 - 0 win over Realale Madrid.
A little more Jogging and a little less Ball skills would go a long way to improving Realale Madrid's lot.
CSI-Canterbury saw so much of the ball in this game it's a wonder their wives didn't get jealous.
If this game went on for a week, Realale Madrid couldn't have put the ball past CSI-Canterbury keeper Sasha Alexander.
CSI-Canterbury's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Realale Madrid's Bill Jack is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Bill Jack after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Maybe with such a keen interest in flowers Realale Madrid should consider opening a florist. Then they could call the team hydrangeas.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Windy
 
Soft Pitch
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