Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(0) 0
CSI-Broadstairs				United Cats
Rank:199				Rank:438

Goal Scorers
Jorga Fox*** 32 Anna Belknap 56 (pen), 83 Cote de Pabo 70

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
43	Possession	57
8	Shots	13
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		87
3	E.Proctor		88
4	S.Ward		88
5	E.Harnois		88
6	E.La Rue		88
7	J.Fox***		89
8	A.Belknap		89
9	L.Holly		89
10	K.Delany	(1)	54
11	E.Shue***	(1)	45
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	S.Milos		0
14	L.Vassey		0
15	M.Hartigay	(1)	88
16	C.de Pabo	(1) (63)	88

1	J.Nasium		79
2	B.Arrow		77
3	L.Nover	(1)	45
4	W.Deer		75
5	B.Board		76
6	B.Tagg		60
7	H.Seek	(1)	50
8	S.Manilla		81
9	F.Furter	(60)	78
10	B.Weiser	(1)	45
11	S.Pull		82
12	L.Lyde	(1)	76
13	A.Kaholic	(1)	84
14	R.Meeblind	(1)	60
15	C.Needzit		0
16	B.Frapples		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	CSI-Broadstairs	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
30 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive
32 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a flick on
56 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Frank Furter	Obstruction
63 mins	Cote de Pabo	Obstruction
70 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
83 mins	Anna Belknap	from a throw in

Match Report

CSI-Broadstairs looked more like ballerinas than footballers. The 4 - 0 scoreline looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
If this is how master tactician Brian Gilbert plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Liz Vassey missed the game because he had an appointment with the doctor the following day and wanted to spend the time getting ready.
If this game went on for a week, United Cats couldn't have put the ball past CSI-Broadstairs keeper Sasha Alexander.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after CSI-Broadstairs's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Hap Hazard most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated United Cats boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
CSI-Broadstairs's more than convincing 4 - 0 victory was certainly no ugly duckling. Which is more than you can say about United Cats.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Muddy Pitch