Match Report

	(12) 24	-	(0) 0
CSI-Broadstairs				Uravinalaf
Rank:209				Rank:971

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 3, 10, 13, 20, 35, 38, 42, 58, 62 Anna Belknap 6, 50 (pen), 53 (pen), 66, 70 (pen), 74, 87 (pen) Sofia Ward 17, 77 Kim Delany 24, 46 Eva La Rue 27, 84 Emily Proctor 31 Marge Helgenberger 80

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
24	Shots	8
12	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes	(44)	89
3	S.Milos	(1)	89
4	S.Ward		89
5	M.Helgenberger		87
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Lombard		87
8	A.Belknap	(88)	94
9	M.Hartigay		90
10	K.Delany		89
11	J.Lyn Sigler		94
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	E.Proctor	(1)	90
14	E.La Rue	(1)	88
15	L.Holly		0
16	C.de Pabo		0

1	D.Sore		45
2	L.Lyde		45
3	S.Night		77
4	C.Arm		71
5	A.Abet		51
6	L.Nover		71
7	J.Nasium		0
8	J.King		75
9	W.Leggrowbach		45
10	A.Gator	(44)	45
11	C.Needzit		45
12	L.Stooth		0
13	A.Bomb		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	B.Board	(44)	82


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Broadstairs	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the hand of God
6 mins	Anna Belknap	from a goal kick
10 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
13 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the bumcheek of God
17 mins	Sofia Ward	with the bumcheek of God
20 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the bumcheek of God
24 mins	Kim Delany	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
27 mins	Eva La Rue	with a great chip from the left wing
31 mins	Emily Proctor	with a belter from his own half
35 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a great volley from 10 yards out
38 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
42 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
44 mins	Melina Kanakredes	No apparent reason
44 mins	Ali Gator	A mild concussion
46 mins	Kim Delany	with a great volley from 10 yards out
50 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a throw in
62 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a great solo effort
66 mins	Anna Belknap	with a powerful header into the top corner
70 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Anna Belknap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
77 mins	Sofia Ward	with a dink right on the goal line
80 mins	Marge Helgenberger	with a header from the penalty area
84 mins	Eva La Rue	with a powerful header into the top corner
87 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Anna Belknap	Obstruction

Match Report

After a performance this poor Uravinalaf don't deserve to even be on the same pitch as the vastly superior CSI-Broadstairs. The 24 - 0 beating they took suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
Dave Lanning should pay attention to what goes on with his squad when they're not playing a game in order for him to see the results start going their way.
If you had 11 headless chickens running round a field for 90 minutes, the chances are at least one of them would run into the ball at some point. Uravinalaf weren't even that lucky.
Uravinalaf looked so unlikely to score that CSI-Broadstairs keeper Sasha Alexander managed a snooze in the second half and still managed to keep a clean sheet.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Uravinalaf. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
Uravinalaf look about as convinving playing in the 2 3 2 1 2 formation as they would if boss Dave Lanning sent them out in dresses.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager Dave Lanning. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, CSI-Broadstairs should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

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