Friendlies Sun, 6 Jul 2025

	(0) 0	-	(2) 5
Chumps FC				Cork city reds
Rank:98				Rank:733

Goal Scorers
		Al Nino 24, 40 Justin Credible 49 Al Kaseltzer 74 Amanda Hugnkiss 90

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		5 3 2
36		Possession		64
8		Shots		21
10		Fouls		12
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Longball
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 S.Manilla 78 2 U.Daway 66 3 S.Pull 68 4 S.Dup 82 5 C.Terbocks 82 6 T.Vision 72 7 A.Sapple 69 8 L.Lyde (71) 69 9 L.Stooth 82 10 A.Birthday 82 11 L.DeHand 83 12 D.Buratto 0 13 M.Labor 0 14 V.Veeta 0 15 A.Hassle 0 16 B.Arrow 0		1 J.Strap 90 2 W.Leggrowbach 88 3 S.Pitt 87 4 D.Lesgettham 89 5 D.Sore 90 6 R.Cranium 88 7 J.Credible 88 8 A.Kaseltzer 88 9 A.Hugnkiss 87 10 A.Luminum (62) 85 11 A.Nino 89 12 B.Arrow 0 13 J.Czarfunee 0 14 B.Dwyer 0 15 W.Piece 0 16 A.Gravity 0

Time		Person	Description
24 mins		Al Nino	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins		Chumps FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
40 mins		Al Nino	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins		Chumps FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
49 mins		Justin Credible	with a great solo effort
62 mins		Al Luminum	Repeated diving
71 mins		Lance Lyde	Dangerous tackling
74 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a thunderous shot from distance
90 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great volley from 10 yards out

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Match Report

Cork city reds should be quietly confident about the rest of their season after a very pleasing 90 minutes' work saw them snuff out any threat Ð and there wasn't much - posed by Chumps FC in this 5 - 0 win. It's not just weights Chumps FC needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Corners practice. Cork city reds goalie Jacques Strap was snapped up as a bouncer for the local nightclub after this game. Nothing was going to get past him. This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Chumps FC's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits. The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Chumps FC go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it. "The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Liam Cotter with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders." The surprise here was that the score was only 5 - 0. It could have been a whole lot worse for Chumps FC and in a way, that's a small victory.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Rainy	Soft Pitch