Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(1) 2
Tipton Warriors				The Dutch Ravens
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Lou Sirr 11, 45, 58 Peter Pantz 22 Ulee Daway 33 Alec Tricity 69 Sheeza Freak 80		Winnie Bago 30 Len DeHand 64

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 2 5
69	Possession	31
16	Shots	7
9	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Lyde		86
2	U.Daway		48
3	O.Whackew		0
4	S.Night		85
5	M.Labor		48
6	A.Tricity		47
7	W.Melon		46
8	S.Freak		46
9	P.Pantz		48
10	E.Dover		46
11	L.Sirr	(90)	45
12	J.Credible		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	D.Lesgettham	(90)	48

1	H.First		74
2	C.Terbocks		69
3	E.Dover		62
4	S.Down		64
5	E.Ible		79
6	C.Arm		71
7	L.DeHand		74
8	A.Gator		77
9	E.Whatarmy		42
10	W.Bago		83
11	C.Lear	(82)	56
12	V.Veeta	(82)	47
13	J.Credible		0
14	E.Ible		0
15	R.Cranium		0
16	E.Ible		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Lou Sirr	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
22 mins	Peter Pantz	with a belter from the halfway line
30 mins	Winnie Bago	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
33 mins	Ulee Daway	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
45 mins	Lou Sirr	with a header from the penalty area
58 mins	Lou Sirr	from the dressing room
64 mins	Len DeHand	with a lovely move from the right wing
69 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great solo effort
80 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
82 mins	Chanda Lear	A sprained wrist
90 mins	Lou Sirr	A mild concussion

Match Report

A truly abysmal performance by The Dutch Ravens saw them left with everything they deserved from this 7 - 2 defeat by Tipton Warriors - nothing.
If this is how master tactician Big Al plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every Tipton Warriors player like glue.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. The Dutch Ravens's Hugo First is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
The Dutch Ravens's Counter Attack game was a lesson for Tipton Warriors, if the gaffer is going to insist in sending his team to play Counter Attack in future, that's the way to do it.
The game was much applauded for the spirit in which it was played. The ref's spirit however is vodka and explains why no one was booked.
There are less suitable formations for The Dutch Ravens's squad than 3 2 5, but Robin van der Linden would be advised to ignore those too.
"It was a great win for us," Lou Sirr told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
The Dutch Ravens took this defeat on the chin. The one thing you have to hand to them is the fact they're good losers. Face it, it's the thing they do best.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Soft Pitch