Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(2) 2
Rockin All Over The Pitch				HITZELVANIA
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Hayden Seek 11 Tim Burr 33 Chad Terbocks 54 Kenny Dewitt 64 (og) Wilma Leggrowbach 75, 85		Nick Ovtime 14, 30

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
44	Possession	56
13	Shots	13
7	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry	69
2	H.Seek	88
3	B.Dover	78
4	R.Meeblind	74
5	B.Tagg	59
6	L.Lyde	79
7	C.Terbocks	80
8	V.Tire	89
9	J.Frayed	78
10	W.Leggrowbach	80
11	T.Burr	86
12	B.Nessround	0
13	A.Abet	0
14	L.Lyde	0
15	H.deMann	0
16	A.Luminum	0

1	B.Cherry	66
2	K.Dewitt	61
3	M.Absent	73
4	T.Urchips	64
5	B.Free	45
6	F.Furter	68
7	B.Arrow	78
8	L.Nover	64
9	C.Lear	70
10	B.Arrow	62
11	N.Ovtime	73
12	N.Ovtime	0
13	A.Abet	0
14	W.Melon	0
15	B.Free	0
16	P.Pantz	0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Hayden Seek	with a dink right on the goal line
14 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the bumcheek of God
23 mins	Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Nick Ovtime	from the dressing room
33 mins	Tim Burr	with a belter from the halfway line
43 mins	Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a header from the penalty area
60 mins	Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
75 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
77 mins	Buster Cherry	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the hand of God

Match Report

With this 6 - 2 win under their belts, Rockin All Over The Pitch are the sort of team that are capable of make the beautiful game look quite pretty in the right light.
With little sign of organisation from manager stephen hamill, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Wilma Leggrowbach added to his haul scoring with the hand of God to end the match with 2 to his name.
HITZELVANIA's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Unusually, there wasn't a single booking made in the entire match. Not one. The ref was dumbfounded.
Most of Rockin All Over The Pitch clearly thought 4 4 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We should have won," bawled stephen hamill after being outwitted by Rockin All Over The Pitch's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Nick Caulkin but I managed it."
An unsurprising result perhaps. If HITZELVANIA continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Muddy Pitch