Match Report

	(11) 22	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				Rockin All Over The Pitch
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 3, 17, 24, 31, 48, 60, 84 Sofia Milos* 6 Sheri Cola 9 (og) Lauran Holly* 20 Kim Delany 28, 72, 80 Anna Belknap 35 (pen), 40, 44, 55 (pen), 65, 69, 76 (pen) Eva La Rue 52 Lauren Le Smith 88

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 2 3
62	Possession	38
22	Shots	8
7	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
1	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		87
3	S.Ward	(1)	88
4	K.Delany		90
5	E.Harnois	(56)	87
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		94
8	L.Holly***	(90)	89
9	E.Proctor***		88
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	J.Lyn Sigler		94
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	S.Milos***	(1)	89
14	E.La Rue	(1)	88
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo***		0

1	B.Cherry		67
2	S.Cola		66
3	B.Dover		69
4	R.Meeblind		68
5	H.Seek		56
6	C.Terbocks		74
7	V.Tire		71
8	B.Nessround	(90)	62
9	W.Leggrowbach		72
10	H.deMann		61
11	B.Dover		47
12	L.Lyde		0
13	B.Tagg		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	T.Burr		0
16	A.Luminum		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Margate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
3 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the bumcheek of God
6 mins	Sofia Milos***	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
9 mins	Sheri Cola	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
13 mins	Anna Belknap	scuffed a penalty
17 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a throw in
20 mins	Lauran Holly***	from a free kick
24 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
28 mins	Kim Delany	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
31 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
35 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Anna Belknap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
44 mins	Anna Belknap	with a belter from the halfway line
48 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
52 mins	Eva La Rue	with a great solo effort
55 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	Spitting
60 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a belter from his own half
65 mins	Anna Belknap	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
69 mins	Anna Belknap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
72 mins	Kim Delany	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
76 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Kim Delany	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
84 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
88 mins	Lauren Le Smith	with a powerful header into the top corner
90 mins	Bo Nessround	Scrapping
90 mins	Lauran Holly***	Scrapping

Match Report

It became clear early on that CSI-Margate shouldn't even be on the same pitch as Rockin All Over The Pitch. The 22 - 0 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
All those hours after work on Tuesday practising Ball skills paid off today for CSI-Margate.
A goal is a goal. Even if like Rockin All Over The Pitch's Sheri Cola you score it past your own keeper. It's often easier to get on the scoresheet that way.
The Rockin All Over The Pitch have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
When the list of suspensions reads more like the first eleven is it any wonder CSI-Margate fair so badly? CSI-Margate player Lauran Holly*** getting himself sent off didn't help one bit!
Bo Nessround and Lauran Holly*** found themselves sent off after the game descended into a WWE tag match with fists.
Rockin All Over The Pitch look about as convinving playing in the 4 1 2 3 formation as they would if boss Nick Caulkin sent them out in dresses.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Liz Vassey, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Even if Rockin All Over The Pitch were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant CSI-Margate scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch