Match Report

	(6) 10	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				HITZELVANIA
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 6 Emily Proctor*** 11, 35 Jaime Lyn Sigler 19, 50, 73 Melina Kanakredes 27 Jorga Fox 43 Eva La Rue 66 Anna Belknap 81

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
69	Possession	31
12	Shots	7
10	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		90
3	S.Ward	(1)	88
4	K.Delany		87
5	E.Harnois		90
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	J.Fox		88
9	E.Proctor***		89
10	M.Hartigay		89
11	J.Lyn Sigler		91
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	S.Milos***	(1)	90
14	E.La Rue	(1)	87
15	L.Lombard		0
16	C.de Pabo***		0

1	B.Cherry		74
2	C.Arm		66
3	M.Absent	(90)	65
4	K.Dewitt		72
5	S.Down	(58)	62
6	W.Leggrowbach		64
7	F.Furter		68
8	J.Strap		72
9	J.Czarfunee		75
10	C.Lear		75
11	B.Arrow		45
12	B.Arrow		0
13	B.Free		0
14	W.Melon		0
15	B.Free		0
16	T.Urchips	(58)	62


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Margate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a strike from the left wing
11 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a great solo effort
19 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a great solo effort
27 mins	Melina Kanakredes	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
43 mins	Jorga Fox	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
50 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
58 mins	Sid Down	A bruised shoulder
66 mins	Eva La Rue	with a flick on
73 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
81 mins	Anna Belknap	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Marcus Absent	No apparent reason

Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, CSI-Margate's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. HITZELVANIA should be thankful they kept it to only 10 - 0.
This game was effectively won in CSI-Margate's training sessions, so polished is their Jogging.
Total football? CSI-Margate might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
HITZELVANIA keeper Buster Cherry was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
At every opportunity CSI-Margate's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
HITZELVANIA's Sid Down cried like a baby when it was discovered he would be out for 4 weeks thanks to a bruised shoulder.
"We were totally outplayed and deserved to lose," wept manager stephen hamill. "Their football was exceptionally good and they played some good football."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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Billy Bludgeon

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