Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
CORINTHIAN CLOWNS				Team Name
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Lou Sirr..632 * 14, 86 Allison Luminum..594 * 25, 36, 65, 74 *Chris Mass_10 45 (og) Hugh deMann....775 57

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
55	Possession	45
15	Shots	11
17	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer..491	(1)	71
2	P.Zaria..766		89
3	A.Birthday..692 *		87
4	A.Kaholic...574	(1)	81
5	R.Ingleaves..633	(1)	79
6	A.Abet..700 *	(72)	89
7	L.Sirr...646		89
8	H.deMann....775		88
9	D.Druff..717		87
10	L.Sirr..632 *	(36)	88
11	A.Luminum..594 *		93
12	W.Maykit..634 *	(1)	88
13	B.Ding..586 *	(1)	90
14	J.Case..543 *		0
15	S.Night..535 *		0
16	B.Tagg...378	(1)	90

1	X.Breath_10		79
2	*.Gator_10		75
3	*.Whackew_9	(1)	75
4	*.Knot_9		74
5	*.Rohsopht_10		74
6	*.Sapple_9		71
7	*.Free_18		82
8	*.Tater_10	(1)	45
9	*.Bisceps_9	(74)	78
10	*.Lear_9		81
11	*.Structible_10	(1)	45
12	V.Tire_9		0
13	*.Mass_10	(1)	61
14	*.Maykit_10	(1)	83
15	*.Manilla_10		0
16	P.Pantz_9	(1)	84


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Team Name	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Psycho to Nutter
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Defensive to Attacking
14 mins	Lou Sirr..632 *	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Team Name	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Nutter to Psycho
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Defensive
25 mins	Allison Luminum..594 *	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
36 mins	Lou Sirr..632 *	Foul and abusive language
36 mins	*Adam Sapple_9	A broken finger
36 mins	Allison Luminum..594 *	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
45 mins	Team Name	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Psycho to Nutter
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	*Chris Mass_10	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
57 mins	Hugh deMann....775	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
60 mins	Team Name	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
65 mins	Allison Luminum..594 *	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins	Alf Abet..700 *	Repeated diving
74 mins	*Fletcher Bisceps_9	Stealing
74 mins	Allison Luminum..594 *	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
86 mins	Lou Sirr..632 *	with a flick on

Match Report

CORINTHIAN CLOWNS not only took the game to Team Name, it appears they brought several buckets of whitewash with them too. Whitewash? How's 8 - 0?
Maybe Team Name should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Corners, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown.
*Chris Mass_10's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
Team Name's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
How do you get a broken finger from making toast? Ask Team Name's injury prone *Adam Sapple_9.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Team Name boss The Manager. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 8 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like CORINTHIAN CLOWNS is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Windy

Soft Pitch