Match Report

	(7) 10	-	(9) 17
Chacarita				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Jerry Atrics 9, 23, 49, 54, 86 (pen) Enzo Hoyos 14, 33, 43 Facundo Parra 28 Juan Alvacete 39		Player Name 79894 3, 8, 19, 28, 32, 42, 57, 69 Player Name 79898 14, 37, 65, 80 Player Name 79897 23, 60, 77 Player Name 79887 52 Player Name 79895 87

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
61	Possession	39
16	Shots	18
17	Fouls	9
5	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	G.Brambatti		30
2	J.Alvacete	(32)	35
3	L.Formica	(76)	34
4	N.Chavez	(60)	33
5	L.Lacunza	(84)	34
6	L.Perdomo	(89)	44
7	E.Hoyos	(60)	38
8	H.Seek		48
9	J.Atrics		45
10	F.Parra		33
11	J.Gonzalez		0
12	G.Salort		0
13	E.Alderete		0
14	A.Manchot	(60) (62,69)	30
15	H.Fredes	(60)	30
16	G.Groba		0

1	P.Name 79882		26
2	P.Name 79883	(69) (55)	34
3	P.Name 79886		31
4	P.Name 79887		32
5	P.Name 79891		28
6	P.Name 79893		28
7	P.Name 79896		27
8	P.Name 79897		43
9	P.Name 79898		25
10	P.Name 79890		33
11	P.Name 79894	(89)	33
12	P.Name 79892		0
13	P.Name 79884		0
14	P.Name 79881	(89)	32
15	P.Name 79895	(69)	29
16	P.Name 79889		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 79894	with the bumcheek of God
5 mins	Jerry Atrics	scuffed a penalty
8 mins	Player Name 79894	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
9 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a great chip from the left wing
14 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a powerful header into the top corner
14 mins	Player Name 79898	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins	Player Name 79894	with a belter from his own half
23 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
23 mins	Player Name 79897	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Facundo Parra	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
28 mins	Player Name 79894	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
32 mins	Juan Alvacete	Unsporting behaviour
32 mins	Player Name 79894	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
37 mins	Player Name 79898	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Juan Alvacete	from a free kick
42 mins	Player Name 79894	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
43 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
47 mins	Player Name 79886	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Player Name 79887	with a great volley from 10 yards out
54 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
55 mins	Player Name 79883	Repeated fouling
57 mins	Player Name 79894	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins	Jerry Atrics	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Use Wings to Longball
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Normal to Psycho
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from 4 3 3 to 3 5 2 Attacking
60 mins	Player Name 79897	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
62 mins	Alejandro Manchot	Time wasting
65 mins	Player Name 79898	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
69 mins	Alejandro Manchot	Repeated diving
69 mins	Player Name 79883	A broken arm
69 mins	Player Name 79894	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
73 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins	Player Name 79886	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Lautaro Formica	Shirt pulling
77 mins	Player Name 79897	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
80 mins	Player Name 79898	from the dressing room
84 mins	Leandro Lacunza	Indecent exposure
86 mins	Jerry Atrics	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Player Name 79895	from a free kick
89 mins	Luciano Perdomo	No apparent reason
89 mins	Player Name 79894	A broken arm

Match Report

We Play Like Girls did their goal difference a favour by absolutely tonking a bedraggled Chacarita 17 - 10. Results like that should come with a health warning. Not a bad day all in all.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Gonzalo Groba didn't make it to the game because he got lost on the way. He only lives at the end of the road, but took a wrong turning when leaving his house.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Chacarita's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Chacarita's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 4 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Federico Pelado after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Even if Chacarita took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped We Play Like Girls on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

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Referee

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Simon Pieman

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