Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(9) 18
Chacarita				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Enzo Hoyos 8, 56 Luciano Perdomo 68		Player Name 25954 4, 12, 16, 28, 32, 36, 44, 48, 52, 56, 67, 71, 78, 86 Player Name 25957 23 Player Name 25958 39 Player Name 25943 63 Player Name 25946 75

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 3 2
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	19
12	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	G.Brambatti		30
2	J.Alvacete		0
3	L.Formica		0
4	N.Chavez	(59)	33
5	L.Lacunza		0
6	L.Perdomo		44
7	E.Hoyos	(60)	38
8	H.Seek		48
9	J.Atrics		0
10	F.Parra		33
11	J.Gonzalez		0
12	G.Salort		0
13	E.Alderete	(59) (69)	32
14	A.Manchot		0
15	H.Fredes	(60)	30
16	G.Groba		0

1	P.Name 25942	28
2	P.Name 25943	31
3	P.Name 25946	31
4	P.Name 25947	32
5	P.Name 25951	26
6	P.Name 25953	0
7	P.Name 25956	0
8	P.Name 25957	42
9	P.Name 25958	28
10	P.Name 25950	29
11	P.Name 25954	33
12	P.Name 25952	0
13	P.Name 25944	0
14	P.Name 25941	0
15	P.Name 25955	0
16	P.Name 25949	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 25954	with a powerful header into the top corner
8 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a flick on
12 mins	Player Name 25954	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Player Name 25954	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
20 mins	Player Name 25942	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Player Name 25957	from a throw in
28 mins	Player Name 25954	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
32 mins	Luciano Perdomo	scuffed a penalty
32 mins	Player Name 25954	with a thunderous shot from distance
36 mins	Player Name 25954	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
39 mins	Player Name 25958	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
44 mins	Player Name 25954	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
48 mins	Player Name 25954	with a belter from his own half
52 mins	Player Name 25954	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
56 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
56 mins	Player Name 25954	with a thunderous shot from distance
59 mins	Nicolas Chavez	A mild concussion
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Use Wings to Longball
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Normal to Psycho
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from 4 3 3 to 3 5 2 Attacking
63 mins	Player Name 25943	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
67 mins	Player Name 25954	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Luciano Perdomo	with a great chip from the left wing
69 mins	Elias Alderete	Indecent exposure
71 mins	Player Name 25954	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Player Name 25946	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
78 mins	Player Name 25954	with a great solo effort
80 mins	Elias Alderete	blasted a penalty into row z
82 mins	Player Name 25942	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Player Name 25954	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

What was this? A game of rugby? Such was the beating handed down to Chacarita that it must have seemed like We Play Like Girls were getting three points per goal with a bonus penalty kick every time they scored for the result to be 18 - 3.
You could give We Play Like Girls's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 25941 missed the match after spending the morning in casualty when he put his back out getting out of bed.
Butterfingers? After watching Chacarita's goalie Gaston Brambatti you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
Give the Chacarita strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
We Play Like Girls's trebol trebolet is clearly deeply in love with 5 3 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"trebol trebolet is a genius!" agreed a pair of We Play Like Girls fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
We Play Like Girls looked dangerous with every foray into the Chacarita half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the Chacarita goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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