The Division Tue, 12 Aug 2025

	(11) 23	-	(6) 13
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 73578 4, 35, 68, 85 Player Name 73574 7, 41, 54, 64, 74 Player Name 73577 14, 25 Player Name 73571 18, 32, 38, 44, 81 Player Name 73563 21, 51, 57 Player Name 73575 48 Player Name 73569 61, 71 Player Name 73570 88		Player Name 25950 7, 34, 45, 51, 56, 67, 73 Player Name 73570 12 (og) Player Name 25957 29, 40, 88 Player Name 25956 62 Player Name 25942 78 (pen)

Match Statistics
3 4 3		Formation		5 3 2
70		Possession		30
24		Shots		13
10		Fouls		13
3		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		1
Longball		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 73562 0 2 P.Name 73563 29 3 P.Name 73566 31 4 P.Name 73567 (47) 30 5 P.Name 73571 28 6 P.Name 73573 (24) 30 7 P.Name 73576 (31) 29 8 P.Name 73577 40 9 P.Name 73578 28 10 P.Name 73570 (90) 32 11 P.Name 73574 31 12 P.Name 73572 0 13 P.Name 73564 0 14 P.Name 73561 0 15 P.Name 73575 (24) 33 16 P.Name 73569 (47) (62) 32		1 P.Name 25942 28 2 P.Name 25943 0 3 P.Name 25946 31 4 P.Name 25947 (76) 32 5 P.Name 25951 26 6 P.Name 25953 0 7 P.Name 25956 30 8 P.Name 25957 42 9 P.Name 25958 28 10 P.Name 25950 29 11 P.Name 25954 0 12 P.Name 25952 0 13 P.Name 25944 0 14 P.Name 25941 0 15 P.Name 25955 0 16 P.Name 25949 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 73578	with a belter from the halfway line
7 mins		Player Name 73574	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
7 mins		Player Name 25950	with a brave flying header
10 mins		Player Name 73577	blasted a penalty into row z
12 mins		Player Name 73570	with an own goal
14 mins		Player Name 73577	with a brave flying header
17 mins		Player Name 25942	scuffed a penalty
18 mins		Player Name 73571	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
21 mins		Player Name 73563	with a belter from his own half
23 mins		Player Name 25942	scuffed a penalty
24 mins		Player Name 73573	A mild concussion
25 mins		Player Name 73577	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
29 mins		Player Name 25957	with a brave flying header
31 mins		Player Name 73576	Shirt pulling
32 mins		Player Name 73571	with a great solo effort
34 mins		Player Name 25950	with a powerful header into the top corner
35 mins		Player Name 73578	with a lovely move from the right wing
38 mins		Player Name 73571	from the dressing room
40 mins		Player Name 25957	with a brave flying header
41 mins		Player Name 73574	with a strike from the left wing
44 mins		Player Name 73571	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
45 mins		Player Name 25950	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins		Player Name 73567	A mild concussion
48 mins		Player Name 73575	with a belter from the halfway line
51 mins		Player Name 73563	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
51 mins		Player Name 25950	with a belter from his own half
54 mins		Player Name 73574	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
56 mins		Player Name 25950	from a throw in
57 mins		Player Name 73563	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins		Player Name 73569	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
62 mins		Player Name 73569	Flying a kite
62 mins		Player Name 25956	with a belter from the halfway line
64 mins		Player Name 73574	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins		Player Name 25950	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
68 mins		Player Name 73578	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins		Player Name 73569	from a goal kick
73 mins		Player Name 25950	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
74 mins		Player Name 73574	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
76 mins		Player Name 25947	No apparent reason
78 mins		Player Name 73571	blasted a penalty into row z
78 mins		Player Name 25942	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins		Player Name 73571	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
85 mins		Player Name 73578	with a thunderous shot from distance
88 mins		Player Name 73570	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins		Player Name 25957	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins		Player Name 73570	Faking injury

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls taught We Play Like Girls a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 23 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths. jamie lennie is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the We Play Like Girls team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune. Player Name 73562 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex. We Play Like Girls's keeper, Player Name 25942, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in. We Play Like Girls decided that attacking was the best method of defence as they dominated We Play Like Girls, who had decided defence was the best form of defence, for long periods of play. We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 5 3 2 formation as they would if boss trebol trebolet sent them out in dresses. "We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," We Play Like Girls boss jamie lennie claimed following the win. Watching We Play Like Girls is a very educational experience for their boss, trebol trebolet. During games like this he reads a book.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Simon Pieman	Hot	Normal Pitch