Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(12) 23
We Play Like Girls				Chacarita
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 19158 10, 70, 81 Player Name 19151 21, 58 Player Name 19157 45		Juan Cruz Gonzalez 4, 25, 50, 66, 77 Leandro Lacunza 10 Facundo Parra 13 Jerry Atrics 16, 19 (pen), 22, 32, 35, 38, 41, 54, 57, 70, 83 Enzo Hoyos 29, 73, 86 Player Name 19147 47 (og) Hayden Seek 89

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	23
9	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 19142		28
2	P.Name 19143		34
3	P.Name 19146		0
4	P.Name 19147		30
5	P.Name 19151		30
6	P.Name 19153	(32,45)	30
7	P.Name 19156		30
8	P.Name 19157		40
9	P.Name 19158		24
10	P.Name 19150		0
11	P.Name 19154		0
12	P.Name 19152		0
13	P.Name 19144		0
14	P.Name 19141		0
15	P.Name 19155		0
16	P.Name 19149		0

1	G.Brambatti		30
2	J.Alvacete	(32)	35
3	L.Formica		34
4	N.Chavez		33
5	L.Lacunza	(89)	34
6	L.Perdomo		44
7	E.Hoyos		38
8	H.Seek	(61)	48
9	J.Atrics		47
10	F.Parra		33
11	J.Gonzalez		28
12	G.Salort		0
13	E.Alderete		0
14	A.Manchot		0
15	H.Fredes		0
16	G.Groba		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Juan Cruz Gonzalez	with a lovely move from the right wing
7 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
10 mins	Player Name 19158	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
10 mins	Leandro Lacunza	from a throw in
13 mins	Facundo Parra	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
16 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Jerry Atrics	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Player Name 19151	from a throw in
22 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a belter from the halfway line
25 mins	Juan Cruz Gonzalez	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
29 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
32 mins	Juan Alvacete	Foul and abusive language
32 mins	Player Name 19153	Foul and abusive language
32 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
33 mins	Player Name 19142	scuffed a penalty
35 mins	Jerry Atrics	with the hand of God
38 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a powerful header into the top corner
41 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins	Jerry Atrics	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Player Name 19153	Head butting
45 mins	Player Name 19157	with the hand of God
47 mins	Player Name 19147	with an own goal
50 mins	Juan Cruz Gonzalez	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins	Jerry Atrics	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
57 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a dink right on the goal line
58 mins	Player Name 19151	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
60 mins	Jerry Atrics	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Hayden Seek	Faking injury
63 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins	Juan Cruz Gonzalez	with a dink right on the goal line
70 mins	Player Name 19158	with a header from the penalty area
70 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a brave flying header
73 mins	Enzo Hoyos	with the bumcheek of God
77 mins	Juan Cruz Gonzalez	with a belter from his own half
80 mins	Jerry Atrics	blasted a penalty into row z
81 mins	Player Name 19158	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
83 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a lovely move from the right wing
86 mins	Enzo Hoyos	from a corner
89 mins	Leandro Lacunza	Dangerous tackling
89 mins	Hayden Seek	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes Chacarita's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. We Play Like Girls are thanking their stars it was only 23 - 6.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Steve Cuggieson after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Player Name 19154 misses the We Play Like Girls game because he turned up at the wrong ground. He got a game for the local under-eight's team instead and bagged a hat-trick.
We Play Like Girls. Hahahahahaha. Player Name 19147. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
We Play Like Girls tried to catch Chacarita on the counter attack but were outplayed - their initial attacks were too good.
Juan Alvacete and Player Name 19153 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Butch Gravelneck's book.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 2 5 3 formation as they would if boss Steve Cuggieson sent them out in dresses.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Steve Cuggieson after being outwitted by Chacarita's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
Even if We Play Like Girls were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Chacarita scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch