Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(12) 26
We Play Like Girls				KUSH HAS RETIRED
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 25946 85		Jarrod Bowen 767 3, 19, 49, 58 (pen), 77, 83 Eberechi Eze 815 6, 29, 42, 52 (pen) Morgan Gibbs White 794 9, 25, 46, 64, 67, 70, 73 (pen) Jerry Atrics 12 (pen) Ezri Konsa 826 15, 55 Hayden Seek 753 22, 32, 61 (pen), 80, 89 Anthony Gordon 827 36

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	2 5 3
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	27
14	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 25942		28
2	P.Name 25943		31
3	P.Name 25946	(73)	31
4	P.Name 25947	(35)	32
5	P.Name 25951		26
6	P.Name 25953		0
7	P.Name 25956		30
8	P.Name 25957		42
9	P.Name 25958		28
10	P.Name 25950		29
11	P.Name 25954		33
12	P.Name 25952		0
13	P.Name 25944		0
14	P.Name 25941		0
15	P.Name 25955		0
16	P.Name 25949		0

1	A.Ramsdale 752		90
2	R.James 798		88
3	E.Konsa 826		88
4	J.Bellingham 798		81
5	E.Eze 815		92
6	J.Atrics		89
7	A.Gordon 827	(73) (55)	70
8	J.Czarfunee 778		88
9	J.Bowen 767		90
10	H.Seek 753		92
11	M.White 794		94
12	W.Leggro 640	(73)	62
13	M.Skelly 742		0
14	J.Pickford 501		0
15	C.Palmer 811		0
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	from a throw in
6 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
9 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Jerry Atrics	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Ezri Konsa 826	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with the hand of God
22 mins	Hayden Seek 753	from the dressing room
25 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
32 mins	Hayden Seek 753	with a belter from his own half
35 mins	Player Name 25947	Indecent exposure
36 mins	Anthony Gordon 827	with a brave flying header
42 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	with the hand of God
46 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a thunderous shot from distance
49 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a strike from the left wing
52 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	after ref awarded a penalty
55 mins	Anthony Gordon 827	Repeated diving
55 mins	Ezri Konsa 826	with the bumcheek of God
58 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Hayden Seek 753	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with the hand of God
67 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Player Name 25946	Faking injury
73 mins	Anthony Gordon 827	A broken leg
73 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
80 mins	Hayden Seek 753	with the hand of God
83 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
85 mins	Player Name 25946	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
89 mins	Hayden Seek 753	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 26 - 1 massacre by KUSH HAS RETIRED suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
trebol trebolet needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Training this week for We Play Like Girls will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. KUSH HAS RETIRED need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 26 - 1 win.
The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 25942 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
We Play Like Girls have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 5 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for . . most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I'm not sure if the lads understood me when I told them that if you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them," offered the We Play Like Girls boss as some sort of excuse.
Apparently after this whitewash midfielder Player Name 25954 told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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