Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(16) 29
Chacarita				KUSH HAS RETIRED
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Morgan Gibbs White 794 3, 11 (pen), 19, 21, 35, 44, 49, 63, 66, 77, 88 Marcus Rashford* 742 6, 14, 16, 30, 52 Jarrod Bowen 767 8, 38, 41 Ezri Konsa 826 24 Telly Vision 27, 80 Jude Bellingham 798 33, 69, 86 Eberechi Eze 815 47 (pen), 57 Bukayo Saka 794 75 Joe Czarfunee 778 83

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	30
12	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	G.Brambatti		30
2	J.Alvacete		35
3	L.Formica		34
4	N.Chavez	(60)	33
5	L.Lacunza	(90)	34
6	L.Perdomo	(60)	44
7	E.Hoyos	(60)	38
8	H.Seek		0
9	J.Atrics		0
10	F.Parra		33
11	J.Gonzalez		28
12	G.Salort		0
13	E.Alderete		0
14	A.Manchot	(60)	30
15	H.Fredes	(60)	30
16	G.Groba	(60)	30

1	A.Ramsdale 752		88
2	T.Vision	(90)	69
3	E.Konsa 826		87
4	B.Saka 794	(90)	87
5	E.Eze 815		88
6	D.Rice 794		90
7	J.Bellingham 798		91
8	J.Czarfunee 778		89
9	J.Bowen 767		90
10	M.Rashford* 742		92
11	M.White 794		94
12	J.Atrics		0
13	M.Skelly 742	(90)	62
14	R.James 798		0
15	H.Seek 753		0
16	C.Palmer 811		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a belter from his own half
6 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
8 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a brave flying header
11 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
16 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a brave flying header
21 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Ezri Konsa 826	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
27 mins	Telly Vision	with a lovely move from the right wing
30 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
33 mins	Jude Bellingham 798	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a great chip from the left wing
38 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	from the dressing room
41 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
44 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with the bumcheek of God
47 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Eberechi Eze 815	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Use Wings to Longball
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from Normal to Psycho
60 mins	Chacarita	changed from 4 3 3 to 3 5 2 Attacking
63 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
66 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a dink right on the goal line
69 mins	Jude Bellingham 798	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
72 mins	Telly Vision	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Bukayo Saka 794	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
77 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
80 mins	Telly Vision	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Joe Czarfunee 778	from a goal kick
86 mins	Jude Bellingham 798	with a belter from the halfway line
88 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
90 mins	Leandro Lacunza	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Telly Vision	A broken leg
90 mins	Bukayo Saka 794	Indecent exposure

Match Report

KUSH HAS RETIRED ran rings round Chacarita for 90 minutes stopping more than occasionally to score. More than occasionally? How about 29 - 0?
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Throw-ins, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every KUSH HAS RETIRED player like glue.
There must be a reason why Chacarita manager Federico Pelado insists on continuing to play the woeful Gaston Brambatti in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Don't ask Chacarita's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
KUSH HAS RETIRED's . . experiment with the 2 5 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I don't think Chacarita knew what hit them," defender Telly Vision told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
So what went wrong for Chacarita? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

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Buster Jones Junior

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