Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(15) 31
We Play Like Girls				KUSH HAS RETIRED
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 73573 44		Marcus Rashford* 742 4, 22, 42, 45, 89 Morgan Gibbs White 794 6, 14 (pen), 17, 20, 31, 39, 51, 53, 56, 59, 62, 70 (pen), 81, 84 Jarrod Bowen 767 11, 25, 33, 48, 73, 78 Myles Lewis Skelly 742 28 Joe Czarfunee 778 36 Jerry Atrics 64 Jude Bellingham 798 67, 75 Bukayo Saka 794 86 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	31
14	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 73562		28
2	P.Name 73563	(59)	29
3	P.Name 73566		31
4	P.Name 73567		0
5	P.Name 73571		28
6	P.Name 73573		30
7	P.Name 73576	(90)	29
8	P.Name 73577		40
9	P.Name 73578		28
10	P.Name 73570		32
11	P.Name 73574		31
12	P.Name 73572		0
13	P.Name 73564	(90)	30
14	P.Name 73561		0
15	P.Name 73575		0
16	P.Name 73569		0

1	A.Ramsdale 752		90
2	M.Skelly 742		63
3	E.Konsa 826		87
4	B.Saka 794		88
5	D.Rice 794		89
6	J.Bellingham 798		87
7	J.Czarfunee 778		89
8	J.Atrics		80
9	J.Bowen 767		88
10	M.Rashford* 742	(90)	93
11	M.White 794		94
12	E.Eze 815		0
13	R.James 798		0
14	C.Palmer 811		0
15	H.Seek 753		0
16	A.Gordon 827		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	from a free kick
6 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
11 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
14 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
22 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with a lovely move from the right wing
25 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	from a throw in
28 mins	Myles Lewis Skelly 742	with a powerful header into the top corner
31 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
36 mins	Joe Czarfunee 778	with a flick on
39 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
42 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Player Name 73573	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
45 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	with a powerful header into the top corner
48 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
53 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
56 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
59 mins	Player Name 73563	Flying a kite
59 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
62 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
64 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a strike from the left wing
67 mins	Jude Bellingham 798	from a corner
70 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
75 mins	Jude Bellingham 798	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
78 mins	Jarrod Bowen 767	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
81 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with a strike from the left wing
84 mins	Morgan Gibbs White 794	with the bumcheek of God
86 mins	Bukayo Saka 794	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Marcus Rashford* 742	Scrapping
90 mins	Player Name 73576	A mild concussion

Match Report

With every game promotion for KUSH HAS RETIRED is looking more probability than possibility. Their fate is still in their own hands and with this win it's one game closer.
With little sign of organisation from manager jamie lennie, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
We Play Like Girls couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
Marcus Rashford* 742 scored after a pigeon distracted the keeper to take his total for the match to 5 goals.
jamie lennie needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 3 4 3, but jamie lennie would be advised to ignore those too.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed KUSH HAS RETIRED striker Morgan Gibbs White 794.
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, KUSH HAS RETIRED should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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