Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(16) 33
We Play Like Girls				Delta Colts
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 79898 69		Cody Gakpo 3, 12, 19, 30, 55, 87 Alexander Isak 6, 22 (pen), 25 (pen), 37, 47, 52, 57, 60, 63, 66, 68, 74, 77 (pen), 79, 82, 85 Diogo Jota 9, 27, 32, 45, 50, 90 Florian Wirtz 14, 35, 40 Player Name 79889 42 (og) Andrew Robertson 71

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	33
9	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 79882		0
2	P.Name 79883		34
3	P.Name 79886		0
4	P.Name 79887	(39)	32
5	P.Name 79891		28
6	P.Name 79893	(54)	28
7	P.Name 79896		27
8	P.Name 79897		0
9	P.Name 79898		25
10	P.Name 79890		33
11	P.Name 79894		33
12	P.Name 79892		0
13	P.Name 79884		0
14	P.Name 79881		0
15	P.Name 79895		0
16	P.Name 79889	(39)	33

1	A.Becker		47
2	T.Arnold	(77)	48
3	G.Leoni		48
4	V.Dijk		48
5	A.Robertson		48
6	R.Gravenberch		87
7	F.Wirtz		90
8	A.MacAllister		48
9	D.Jota		48
10	A.Isak		94
11	C.Gakpo		48
12	G.Mamardashvili		0
13	I.Konate		0
14	D.Szoboszlai		0
15	R.Ngumoha		0
16	M.Salah		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Cody Gakpo	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
6 mins	Alexander Isak	with a lovely move from the right wing
9 mins	Diogo Jota	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
12 mins	Cody Gakpo	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
14 mins	Florian Wirtz	from a free kick
19 mins	Cody Gakpo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
22 mins	Alexander Isak	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Alexander Isak	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Diogo Jota	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
30 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a brave flying header
32 mins	Diogo Jota	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
35 mins	Florian Wirtz	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
37 mins	Alexander Isak	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Player Name 79887	A mild concussion
40 mins	Florian Wirtz	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Player Name 79889	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
45 mins	Diogo Jota	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
47 mins	Alexander Isak	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
50 mins	Diogo Jota	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
52 mins	Alexander Isak	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
54 mins	Player Name 79893	Repeated fouling
55 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a powerful header into the top corner
57 mins	Alexander Isak	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
60 mins	Alexander Isak	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
63 mins	Alexander Isak	with a belter from his own half
66 mins	Alexander Isak	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
68 mins	Alexander Isak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
69 mins	Player Name 79898	with a great solo effort
71 mins	Andrew Robertson	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Alexander Isak	with a powerful header into the top corner
77 mins	Trent Alexander Arnold	Time wasting
77 mins	Alexander Isak	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Alexander Isak	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Alexander Isak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
85 mins	Alexander Isak	with a great solo effort
87 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Diogo Jota	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

You don't score 417 goals in 28 games and not find yourself staring at a promotion slot.
A strict diet of Sprinting, Jogging and a little more Sprinting has seen Delta Colts's stamina levels shoot up.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Delta Colts who were gifted possession every time We Play Like Girls touched the ball.
Quite how We Play Like Girls's Player Name 79889 got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
Like a box of damp matches, the We Play Like Girls forward line is full of useless strikers.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 4 4 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I reckon Barry Janman must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk J P was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
So what went wrong for We Play Like Girls? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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