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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 14 Sep 2025 (Day: 41/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Fri, 12 Sep 2025
 
(1) 3 - (0) 2
CSI-Margate   HandyMan United
Rank:194
  Rank:13
 
Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 33, 64
Eva La Rue 90  
Emery Paper 74, 89  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation3 5 2
49Possession51
14Shots14
5Fouls6
0Yellow Cards1
1Red Cards0
6Offsides6
Use WingsStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Alexander (1)45
2M.Kanakredes86
3S.Ward (1)85
4K.Delany84
5E.Harnois86
6L.Vassey (1)45
7A.Belknap88
8J.Fox88
9E.Proctor*** (57)79
10M.Hartigay89
11J.Lyn Sigler88
12P.Perrette (1)86
13S.Milos*** (1)85
14E.La Rue (1)75
15L.Lombard0
16C.de Pabo***0
1P.Holes78
2D.Bond77
3D.Crane77
4J.Builder77
5A.Mann (61)80
6M.Labour82
7C.Crete81
8D.Board84
9F.Spread82
10T.Kitchen84
11E.Paper89
12W.Feature0
13J.Hammer0
14D.Pipes0
15S.Roof0
16S.Wood0
 
Time   Person Description
 33 minsJaime Lyn Siglerwith a brave flying header
 57 minsEmily Proctor***Being drunk
 61 minsAndy MannIndecent exposure
 61 minsEva La RueA broken thumb
 64 minsJaime Lyn Siglerfrom a free kick
 74 minsEmery Paperafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 89 minsEmery Paperwith a lovely move from the right wing
 89 minsCSI-Margatechanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 90 minsEva La Rueafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 
 
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Match Report
Eva La Rue converted the winning goal after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot for CSI-Margate to break the deadlock.
Whatever it is Brian Gilbert is putting in CSI-Margate's water, we'd like some.
HandyMan United's Counter Attack game was a lesson for CSI-Margate, if the gaffer is going to insist in sending his team to play Counter Attack in future, that's the way to do it.
When the list of suspensions reads more like the first eleven is it any wonder CSI-Margate fair so badly? CSI-Margate player Emily Proctor*** getting himself sent off didn't help one bit!
Eva La Rue was the hero of the match after coming on for Liz Vassey and scoring the winner.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire HandyMan United manager Sir Kit_Breaker. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
When results fall like this you are left thinking that desire can do funny things to football teams. And we're not talking about an evening in Spearmint Rhino.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Butch Gravelneck
 
Normal
 
Hard Pitch
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