Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
Super Imps				KUSH HAS RETIRED
Rank:6				Rank:691

Goal Scorers
9 Yurav Inalaff 774 8, 62 10 Billy ONair 788 18 (pen), 32, 52, 74 (pen) Declan Rice 794 42 (og) 10 Mason Yerface* 807 86

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
65	Possession	35
18	Shots	11
3	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Ring-Hanz 602		89
2	8.OShea 729	(1)	81
3	9.NDidi 713	(1)	71
4	9.Bull 822		89
5	1.Bimajik 768		90
6	9.Kiri* 831		88
7	1.Jars 797	(90)	86
8	9.Thadunnit 813		89
9	1.ONair 788		92
10	1.Yerface* 807		89
11	1.Peacock* 770	(1)	62
12	9.Inalaff 774	(1)	88
13	9.Kaholic 820	(1)	89
14	1.Delicious 818	(1)	89
15	9.Gleebitz 810		0
16	1.Dover 470		0

1	A.Ramsdale 752		78
2	M.Skelly 742		57
3	E.Konsa 826		76
4	B.Saka 794		81
5	D.Rice 794	(90)	65
6	J.Bellingham 798		83
7	J.Czarfunee 778		83
8	J.Atrics	(55)	72
9	J.Bowen 767		84
10	M.Rashford* 742		82
11	M.White 794		82
12	E.Eze 815	(90)	82
13	R.James 798		0
14	C.Palmer 811		0
15	H.Seek 753		0
16	A.Gordon 827		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
8 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 774	with the hand of God
18 mins	10 Billy ONair 788	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	10 Billy ONair 788	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins	Declan Rice 794	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
52 mins	10 Billy ONair 788	with a great volley from 10 yards out
55 mins	Jerry Atrics	Indecent exposure
62 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 774	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
74 mins	10 Billy ONair 788	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 807	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
90 mins	10 Hugh Jars 797	Spitting
90 mins	Declan Rice 794	A sprained wrist

Match Report

There's only one word for what happened to KUSH HAS RETIRED here. They were mauled, well and truly. How else can you describe being beaten 8 - 0? That's not losing, losing would suggest they competed in some way.
It's not just weights KUSH HAS RETIRED needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Throw-ins practice.
KUSH HAS RETIRED had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
KUSH HAS RETIRED's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
The KUSH HAS RETIRED's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
The boss is meant to shape his team, KUSH HAS RETIRED manager . . does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
Under pressure KUSH HAS RETIRED boss . . told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, Super Imps should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

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Billy Bludgeon

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