Friendlies Sat, 13 Sep 2025

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KUSH HAS RETIRED				Fools United
Rank:664				Rank:1

Goal Scorers
		Jarrod Bowen 767 23 (og) Robin Robinson* 60

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		5 2 3 Attacking
51		Possession		49
16		Shots		16
3		Fouls		5
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		4
Passing		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 A.Ramsdale 752 81 2 R.James 798 77 3 M.Skelly 742 79 4 B.Saka 794 84 5 E.Eze 815 81 6 D.Rice 794 81 7 J.Atrics 82 8 J.Czarfunee 778 84 9 J.Bowen 767 74 10 H.Seek 753 83 11 M.White 794 82 12 J.Bellingham 798 0 13 E.Konsa 826 0 14 C.Palmer 811 0 15 W.Leggro 640 0 16 A.Gordon 827 0		1 M.Mommsen 88 2 R.Romanov 90 3 C.Casparsson 87 4 C.Carlsson* (15) 62 5 H.Harmsen 80 6 N.Nilsson 87 7 J.Jacobsen 89 8 F.Fergusson (15) 63 9 G.Geerkens (66) 84 10 S.Sigthorsson 87 11 H.Hinnerksen (15) 45 12 H.Harrisson 0 13 T.Tetens 0 14 J.Jameson (15) 89 15 G.Gunwaldsdottir* (15) 89 16 R.Robinson* (15) 89

Time		Person	Description
15 mins		Fools United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
23 mins		Jarrod Bowen 767	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
60 mins		Harmen Harmsen	A mild concussion
60 mins		Robin Robinson*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
66 mins		Geerke Geerkens	Shirt pulling

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Match Report

How unlucky should KUSH HAS RETIRED consider themselves after Fools United's 2 - 0 smash and grab raid bagged them the three points? What a tactician Fools United manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were The Harrynator would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning. The KUSH HAS RETIRED players looked on in horror as Jarrod Bowen 767 rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is. Fools United really caught KUSH HAS RETIRED napping with some great long ball attacks - it was so Wimbledon the ball nearly reached Milton Keynes. Much criticised KUSH HAS RETIRED manager . . looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Fools United scored." To talk about bravery seems over-egging things a little, that Fools United edged it makes them winners but not bravehearts quite yet.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Rainy	Soft Pitch