Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(0) 0
Touchnplay				Enfield Town

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 38 Lou Stooth 55 Hugo First 73

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
56	Possession	44
16	Shots	12
11	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		89
2	L.Stooth		76
3	K.Cook	(1)	79
4	H.First		88
5	V.Tire	(1)	88
6	R.Sance	(1)	45
7	R.Meeblind	(59)	75
8	F.Furter	(28)	87
9	A.Sapple		87
10	C.Johnston		88
11	L.Briccant		88
12	R.Cranium	(1)	90
13	W.Dipoo	(1)	88
14	R.Ingleaves	(1)	88
15	A.Nino		0
16	C.Lear		0

1	R.Sance		83
2	A.Hassle		76
3	B.Ender		73
4	J.King	(59)	60
5	D.Buratto		78
6	K.Dewitt		83
7	E.Ible		81
8	H.Mungous		81
9	R.Cranium	(75) (38)	52
10	A.Tricity		82
11	A.Sapple		82
12	R.Ingleaves		0
13	J.Nasium		0
14	B.Nessround	(59)	73
15	K.Opener	(75)	60
16	H.Fire		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Attacking to Defensive
28 mins	Frank Furter	Foul and abusive language
30 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Defensive to Attacking
38 mins	Richard Cranium	Squabbling
38 mins	Lou Briccant	from the dressing room
45 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
55 mins	Lou Stooth	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
59 mins	Robin Meeblind	High kicking
59 mins	Joe King	A broken finger
60 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Continental to Passing
73 mins	Hugo First	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Passing to Use Wings
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking

Match Report

Enfield Town looked way off the pace and were duly punished by Touchnplay with a 3 - 0 which sounds as comprehensive as it looked.
robert muir must be the organ grinder, Enfield Town are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
They shoot, they never stood a chance of scoring against Touchnplay keeper Bo Nessround.
It takes a good team to play the Attacking game effectively, and there was only one of those out on the pitch.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, Enfield Town however make it look very ordinary.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Joe Bradley following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, Touchnplay should finish the season looking rather comfortable.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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