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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 13 Sep 2025 (Day: 40/47)
Credit Balance = 0
League of Psychos 34 Fri, 12 Sep 2025
 
(0) 0 - (1) 3
The Blurred Crusade   sMAshEd

 
 
Goal Scorers
  Brice Tagg 31 (pen)
Amanda Hugnkiss 68
Abbie Birthday 84  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation2 5 3
38Possession62
8Shots18
10Fouls12
0Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
1Offsides2
LongballStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNutter
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1C.Kelleher (1)45
2L.Nover (1)52
3E.Hughes76
4A.Hansen78
5B.Dwyer (1)45
6R.Houghton81
7T.McDermott81
8R.Gravenberch82
9C.Jones82
10H.Fire84
11M.Owen82
12A.Becker (1)82
13A.McAllister0
14C.Bradley (1)78
15S.Bjornebeye (1)78
16I.Rush0
1A.Tricity89
2J.Nasium (1)45
3C.Needzit90
4R.Kleiner90
5D.Lect (1)90
6A.Birthday87
7A.Sapple90
8R.Banks (46)87
9B.Early (1)45
10A.Hugnkiss88
11B.Tagg80
12K.Dewitt (1)88
13R.Cranium (1)89
14C.Arm (1) (90)85
15B.Down0
16H.First0
 
Time   Person Description
 30 minssMAshEdchanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 31 minsBrice Taggafter ref awarded a penalty
 31 minsThe Blurred Crusadechanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 45 minssMAshEdchanged from Defensive to Attacking
 45 minsThe Blurred Crusadechanged from Attacking to Defensive
 46 minsRobin BanksShirt pulling
 60 minssMAshEdchanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 60 minsThe Blurred Crusadechanged from Defensive to Attacking
 68 minsAmanda Hugnkisswith a strike from the left wing
 72 minsBrice TaggA mild concussion
 84 minsAbbie Birthdayfrom a goal kick
 90 minsCarl ArmSpitting
 
 
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Match Report
The Blurred Crusade can have few complaints after they were soundly beaten by sMAshEd going down 3 - 0. If they can complain about anything it'd probably be that it was a bit cold for football. or too wet. or too dry. or too windy. or the ball was too round.
Those long hours of Defence training are paying off for the sMAshEd players.
So impressive was Alec Tricity's performance in the sMAshEd goal that his manager gave him a wet, tonguey kiss after this 3 - 0 result.
With two teams locking horns with a tactical mirror of each other's Longball style, sMAshEd claimed all three points with simply superior play.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, sMAshEd's Brice Tagg stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed Steve Kilbey. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
And the music ringing in the ears of the winning manager? The fans singing 3 - 0 to the sMAshEd' as they depart.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Rainy
 
Soft Pitch
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