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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 13 Sep 2025 (Day: 40/47)
Credit Balance = 0
League of Psychos 34 Sat, 13 Sep 2025
 
(0) 0 - (2) 4
Enfield Town   Super Imps

 
 
Goal Scorers
  10 Billy ONair 788 16 (pen), 77
9 Yurav Inalaff 774 41, 60  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2Formation2 5 3
32Possession68
8Shots19
11Fouls7
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards1
3Offsides4
LongballStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionNormal
BladesBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1H.Fire75
2A.Hassle (82)51
3B.Ender72
4J.King79
5D.Buratto (68)73
6K.Dewitt81
7E.Ible81
8H.Mungous81
9R.Cranium (75)53
10A.Tricity82
11B.Board (34)79
12R.Ingleaves0
13J.Nasium0
14B.Nessround (82)74
15K.Opener (75)60
16R.Sance0
11.Ring-Hanz 60290
28.OShea 729 (1)81
31.Delicious 81888
49.Bull 82288
51.Bimajik 768 (34,41)80
69.Kiri* 83189
71.Jars 797 (1)45
89.Thadunnit 81388
91.ONair 78888
101.Yerface* 80789
111.Peacock* 770 (1)63
129.Inalaff 774 (1)89
139.Kaholic 820 (1)88
141.Wood 740 (1) (82)86
159.Gleebitz 8100
161.Dover 4700
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsSuper Imps changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
 16 mins10 Billy ONair 788after ref awarded a penalty
 34 minsBill BoardFoul and abusive language
 34 mins10 Asif Bimajik 768Foul and abusive language
 41 mins10 Asif Bimajik 768Dangerous tackling
 41 mins9 Yurav Inalaff 774with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 60 minsEnfield Townchanged from Longball to Passing
 60 mins9 Yurav Inalaff 774from a goal kick
 68 minsDes BurattoSpitting
 75 minsSuper Imps changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
 75 minsEnfield Townchanged from Passing to Use Wings
 75 minsEnfield Townchanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 77 mins10 Billy ONair 788with a great chip from the left wing
 82 mins10 Ollie Wood 740Fighting with fans
 82 minsAriel HassleA mild concussion
 
 
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Match Report
Enfield Town never really got started and as a result were made to look very ordinary by a sparkling Super Imps side who handed out a harsh lesson in finishing with this 4 - 0 defeat.
It's not just weights Enfield Town needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Ball skills practice.
If Enfield Town were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Super Imps had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Super Imps keeper 10 Wanda Ring-Hanz 602 had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day.
The Super Imps attack simple bulldozed their way through the Enfield Town defence. A demolition job.
Bill Board and 10 Asif Bimajik 768 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Simon Pieman's book.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Enfield Town manager robert muir does. But 4 4 2 is not the best shape for them.
"Defeats like this are hard to take as football manger," explained the Enfield Town boss. "Very few people have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl - except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish."
When a side like Super Imps give their all the result isn't going any other way than their way. And, at 4 - 0 so it proved.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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