Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 6
The Howe FC				The Blurred Crusade

Goal Scorers
		Michael Owen 10, 20, 34, 74, 90 (pen) Harrison Fire 49

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	22
10	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Ganks		72
2	U.Daway		78
3	B.Ding		64
4	W.Deer	(60)	64
5	B.Cherry		74
6	W.Melon		80
7	S.CLR Urai		81
8	D.CLR Lect	(37)	78
9	B.Free	(60)	67
10	S.Pull	(74)	79
11	V.Veeta	(60)	45
12	S.Nothall		0
13	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(60)	76
14	C.Lear		0
15	M.Well	(60)	67
16	L.CLR Batchford	(60)	79

1	C.Kelleher	(1)	45
2	L.Nover	(1)	54
3	E.Hughes		87
4	A.Hansen		89
5	B.Dwyer	(1)	45
6	R.Houghton		88
7	T.McDermott		89
8	R.Gravenberch		88
9	C.Jones		90
10	H.Fire	(81)	89
11	M.Owen	(46)	92
12	A.Becker	(1)	88
13	A.McAllister		0
14	C.Bradley	(1)	87
15	S.Bjornebeye	(1)	88
16	I.Rush		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Longball to Passing
1 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
10 mins	Michael Owen	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
15 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	The Howe FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
20 mins	Michael Owen	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
34 mins	Michael Owen	with a strike from the left wing
37 mins	Daryl CLR Lect	Unsporting behaviour
46 mins	Michael Owen	Obstruction
49 mins	Harrison Fire	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
60 mins	The Blurred Crusade	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	The Howe FC	changed from Passing to Longball
60 mins	The Howe FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Michael Owen	scuffed a penalty
74 mins	Sam Pull	Spitting
74 mins	Michael Owen	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
81 mins	Harrison Fire	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Michael Owen	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

A poor display by The Howe FC saw them frustrated by The Blurred Crusade's silky skills during this 6 - 0 defeat.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Ball skills will turn round the fortunes of The Howe FC. That idiot is Steve Jones.
If The Howe FC were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. The Blurred Crusade had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Keeper Borden Ganks should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the The Howe FC goal.
Scouts were spotted watching The Howe FC's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Diamond formation look impressive, The Howe FC however make it look very ordinary.
"We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Steve Kilbey to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win."
Babies with sweets should steer clear of The Blurred Crusade games for the foreseeable future on this kind of showing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch