Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 1
Lord Romais Arms				Dark Knights
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Harrison Fire 6, 70 Dinah Sore 14, 23 Hugh Mungous 31, 47, 86 Marcus Absent 40 Bowen Arrow 54 (pen) Jerry Atrics 77 (og)		Mike Rohsopht 21

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
69	Possession	31
21	Shots	4
5	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Arrow		74
2	V.Crow		85
3	H.deMann	(90)	75
4	U.Daway		72
5	M.Absent		88
6	A.Choke		80
7	A.Tricity		69
8	H.Fire		80
9	S.Pitt		81
10	H.Mungous		81
11	D.Sore		87
12	A.Birthday		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	M.DeLawn		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	K.Dewitt		0

1	B.Dwyer	61
2	A.Rudder	68
3	L.Lyde	60
4	S.Night	69
5	J.Atrics	59
6	A.Sapple	77
7	A.Rudder	84
8	L.Lyde	71
9	J.Credible	45
10	N.Ovtime	46
11	X.Breath	46
12	A.Gravity	0
13	H.Annsaw	0
14	K.Dewitt	0
15	V.Lay	0
16	R.Meeblind	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Harrison Fire	with a thunderous shot from distance
14 mins	Dinah Sore	with a flick on
21 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a brave flying header
23 mins	Dinah Sore	with a spectacular bicycle kick
31 mins	Hugh Mungous	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
40 mins	Marcus Absent	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
47 mins	Hugh Mungous	from a free kick
54 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Bowen Arrow	blasted a penalty into row z
62 mins	Barb Dwyer	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Harrison Fire	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
77 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
86 mins	Hugh Mungous	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Hugh deMann	Time wasting

Match Report

Lord Romais Arms ran rings round Dark Knights for 90 minutes stopping more than occasionally to score. More than occasionally? How about 10 - 1?
nikki mowcoomber has Lord Romais Arms running like a well oiled machine.
Lord Romais Arms had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like Dark Knights his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Jerry Atrics stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. Lord Romais Arms could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
After today Bruce Wayne cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Dark Knights's Bruce Wayne experiment with the 4 1 3 1 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We had enough chances to win this game," said Lord Romais Arms mananger nikki mowcoomber. "In fact, we did win."
After this disgraceful performance the Dark Knights supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

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Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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