Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(10) 20
rochdale united				Jellybellies
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Bill Ding 39 Justin Case 62 Russell Ingleaves 77		Herbie Voor 4 (pen), 8, 31, 53, 62, 66, 70, 75 (pen), 79 Robin Banks 13, 48 (pen) Sam Manilla 18, 40, 57 (pen) Adam Meway 22 (pen), 84 Fletcher Bisceps* 26 Telly Vision 35 (pen), 89 Bill Board 44

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	22
12	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	10
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		78
2	J.Atrics	(67)	62
3	A.Hassle		74
4	S.Freak	(46)	68
5	L.Tarred	(83)	44
6	B.Frapples	(31)	45
7	R.Ingleaves		76
8	J.Case		62
9	J.King		63
10	X.Money		59
11	B.Frapples		45
12	B.Cherry		0
13	W.Deer	(67)	65
14	W.Dipoo	(31)	45
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	W.Maykit	(83)	49

1	O.Whackew		87
2	S.Manilla		84
3	M.Labor	(15,31)	73
4	B.Board		88
5	B.Dover		72
6	F.Bisceps*		87
7	S.Manilla		91
8	R.Banks	(48,67)	88
9	A.Meway	(83)	87
10	T.Vision		76
11	H.Voor		94
12	B.Ding		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	V.Tire		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
8 mins	Herbie Voor	with a strike from the left wing
13 mins	Robin Banks	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
15 mins	Manuel Labor	No apparent reason
18 mins	Sam Manilla	with the bumcheek of God
22 mins	Adam Meway	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Fletcher Bisceps*	with the hand of God
31 mins	Manuel Labor	Head butting
31 mins	Bob Frapples	A mild concussion
31 mins	Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Bill Ding	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
40 mins	Sam Manilla	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
44 mins	Bill Board	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
46 mins	Sheeza Freak	Repeated fouling
48 mins	Robin Banks	Scrapping
48 mins	Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Herbie Voor	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins	Sam Manilla	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Justin Case	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
62 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great solo effort
66 mins	Herbie Voor	with a thunderous shot from distance
67 mins	Robin Banks	Scrapping
67 mins	Jerry Atrics	A broken finger
70 mins	Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
75 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
79 mins	Herbie Voor	from a throw in
83 mins	Adam Meway	Time wasting
83 mins	Lee Nover	A mild concussion
84 mins	Adam Meway	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
89 mins	Telly Vision	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

Jellybellies were in a different league to rochdale united for the duration of this 20 - 3 hammering. If both sides carry on like this, they'll probably quite literally be in a different league soon enough.
rochdale united show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
No one on the rochdale united team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
It was such a bad match for rochdale united goalie Hugh Mungous that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
rochdale united's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
The boss is meant to shape his team, rochdale united manager Jim Smith does. But 4 5 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Jim Smith after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Jelly Belly in court and I want those points back."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Jellybellies side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

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