Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(7) 14
Dark Knights				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 16, 79 Lance Lyde 31 Andy Gravity 63		Player Name 15613 7 (pen) Player Name 15615 13, 63, 83 Player Name 15601 19, 50, 89 Player Name 15605 25 Player Name 15612 31, 69, 76 Player Name 15610 37 Samson Night 44 (og) Player Name 15607 57

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
33	Possession	67
8	Shots	17
8	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		57
2	S.Night	(90)	51
3	L.Lyde		68
4	H.Annsaw		46
5	A.Sapple		77
6	A.Rudder		83
7	L.Lyde		76
8	J.Credible	(90)	45
9	A.Meway		44
10	V.Lay		79
11	A.Gravity		43
12	H.Voor	(90)	46
13	D.Tater		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	W.Deer		0

1	A.Choke	87
2	W.Deer	74
3	H.First	87
4	B.Frapples	76
5	M.Rohsopht	53
6	T.Urchips	88
7	F.Furter	79
8	W.Dipoo	90
9	S.Urai	71
10	V.Crow	63
11	K.Dewitt	91
12	R.Meeblind	0
13	C.Needzit	0
14	P.Pantz	0
15	A.Gravity	0
16	B.Cherry	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Player Name 15613	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Player Name 15615	with the bumcheek of God
16 mins	Val Lay	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
19 mins	Player Name 15601	with a powerful header into the top corner
25 mins	Player Name 15605	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
31 mins	Lance Lyde	with a powerful header into the top corner
31 mins	Player Name 15612	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
37 mins	Player Name 15610	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins	Samson Night	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
47 mins	Barb Dwyer	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Player Name 15601	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins	Player Name 15607	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
63 mins	Andy Gravity	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
63 mins	Player Name 15615	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Player Name 15612	with a belter from his own half
76 mins	Player Name 15612	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Val Lay	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
83 mins	Player Name 15615	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
89 mins	Player Name 15601	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Samson Night	Squabbling
90 mins	Justin Credible	A broken cheek bone

Match Report

Little Creek City took full points tonight and find themselves sitting pretty at 2nd place in the division.
Little Creek City manager kneeraz nj pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Dark Knights's Xavier Breath missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
Samson Night's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
What a midfield Little Creek City have. Dark Knights didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Dark Knights's Justin Credible misses 8 weeks due to a broken cheek bone.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Little Creek City manager kneeraz nj said of his opposite number Bruce Wayne. "But it was a mess of his own making."
You'd think at 14 - 4 Little Creek City would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave Dark Knights shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Hard Pitch