Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 11
Adelaide Imploders				Jellybellies
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Dwayne Pipes 43, 71 Hugh deMann 84		Robin Banks 7, 72, 77 (pen) Sam Manilla 12, 60, 88 Herbie Voor 22, 44, 66, 83 Telly Vision 33

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	23
3	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Urai		77
2	R.Sance		71
3	B.Arrow		74
4	M.Skeeto		60
5	J.Frayed		72
6	M.Absent		78
7	H.deMann	(90)	76
8	X.Money		51
9	W.Piece	(54)	46
10	D.Pipes		79
11	J.Strap		73
12	A.Tricity	(54)	48
13	W.Maykit		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	R.Ingleaves		0
16	A.Gator		0

1	O.Whackew		89
2	S.Manilla	(34)	81
3	M.Labor	(16,54)	73
4	B.Board		83
5	B.Dover		83
6	F.Bisceps*		89
7	S.Manilla		91
8	R.Banks		90
9	A.Meway	(76)	81
10	T.Vision		75
11	H.Voor		92
12	B.Ding		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	V.Tire		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Robin Banks	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Sam Manilla	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Manuel Labor	Shirt pulling
17 mins	Herbie Voor	blasted a penalty into row z
22 mins	Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
33 mins	Telly Vision	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
34 mins	Sam Manilla	Scrapping
39 mins	Herbie Voor	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a powerful header into the top corner
44 mins	Herbie Voor	with the bumcheek of God
54 mins	Manuel Labor	Faking injury
54 mins	Warren Piece	A mild concussion
54 mins	Herbie Voor	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Sam Manilla	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
66 mins	Herbie Voor	from the dressing room
71 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
72 mins	Robin Banks	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
76 mins	Adam Meway	Punching the referee
77 mins	Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Herbie Voor	with a spectacular bicycle kick
84 mins	Hugh deMann	with a flick on
88 mins	Sam Manilla	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Hugh deMann	Obstruction

Match Report

On this kind of form Jellybellies are beginning to look unstoppable. Adelaide Imploders would add that most of their shots were too which might account for the incredible 11 - 3 scoreline.
Brad Mehaffey would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Adelaide Imploders couldn't get themselves arrested.
Adelaide Imploders's goalie Sam Urai couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Jellybellies applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Jellybellies player Adam Meway's had his knuckle duster, catapult and popgun confiscated by the referee before the game, so it was no surprise when he was sent off.
Adelaide Imploders's Brad Mehaffey is clearly deeply in love with 3 1 3 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk Jellybellies manager Jelly Belly following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
Adelaide Imploders call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch